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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Paris. Uncut. I am your host, Hans of Contreras, with the two beautiful co-hosts, or should I say mo-hosts, because they control the show, yes, I love it.
Speaker 2:I am Jasmin Vag.
Speaker 1:And this is why I am just a psychic. No one pays attention to me. I'm just good for ad libs and fucking ads.
Speaker 3:I can't even say my name.
Speaker 2:I wanted to do my Yolanda Vega moment. Sorry, Jackie, I stole your.
Speaker 1:Your shine, Jackie. You stole my shine.
Speaker 3:I'm introducing I wasn't even I wasn't even plugged in yet. You were so shy, I was just like.
Speaker 4:These last two weeks have been rough man.
Speaker 1:I don't know what I did to Jasmin. I hope I can get out of this jail.
Speaker 2:You're not getting any more exclusive pics, Johnny.
Speaker 1:Does that mean we're switching to exclusive videos now?
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:That's a fair question.
Speaker 3:Oh, my God.
Speaker 1:Back to the introductions.
Speaker 2:I am Jasmin Vag. Damn Wait, don't. I'm putting my whole government in there.
Speaker 1:I'll give my government Damn. You guys come with nicknames. No one says their last name.
Speaker 2:I'm giving you my middle name first name. Just Jazzy's Joy.
Speaker 1:My suffix.
Speaker 2:Just Jazzy's Joy, that's it Forget my last name.
Speaker 1:Don't touch that, bro.
Speaker 2:What happened? Oh, oh, that's a mirror right there with the little owl head.
Speaker 3:This is Hedwig.
Speaker 1:There he goes.
Speaker 4:Oh, my God, it's hot in here.
Speaker 2:No, it's what's in your cup. No, why am I?
Speaker 3:always the one not drinking.
Speaker 2:Because you're a prude, can you?
Speaker 1:say, june, you're going to open up again. She's a prude Johnny.
Speaker 2:You want some weed? She's the adult. She's the adult dog.
Speaker 1:I am the adult. Yeah she's like sorry, this one's still showing you the fact that she pays about $100 for a water bottle. No, this was a gift.
Speaker 2:Oh, she gets $100 water bottle gifts.
Speaker 1:She is a skiff. This was probably like $300.
Speaker 2:Great gift guy, it was for my daughter's boyfriend.
Speaker 1:Great gift daughter's boyfriend and happy New Year. I love this New Year. Happy Chinese New Year to all my Chinese friends and my niece's girl Mujua. Happy Chinese New Year.
Speaker 3:Sorry, I was trying to like, I was trying to math it in my head.
Speaker 2:Math, what no?
Speaker 3:because my niece's girl and I was just like.
Speaker 1:What's her name? What's her name? Why are you laughing, man? Nothing about Chinese culture. Every time it gets to race. This one has some funny jokes, bro.
Speaker 2:I didn't say anything. Oh my God, please Cut me out. What is he doing back?
Speaker 1:up the same shit I'm drinking and I seem to be fine.
Speaker 3:Freaking laughing gas. She got a laughing gas I can't.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry, I'm gonna do better Repent honey.
Speaker 1:Repent for me too, because no, but that's life, you gotta work tomorrow.
Speaker 3:You know I went to church tomorrow. I took the text message last night.
Speaker 1:Sorry, in modern day times work is church. Think about it. They make us worship their fucking system and all this shit. I don't want to get all serious. Sorry about that. Let's get happy again. Steak and dicky, Whatever. That is no, I don't want it.
Speaker 2:It has the word cock on it. Did you see the video? I said last night the cocky soup.
Speaker 3:No, you didn't see it. I'm here then I want to watch it. Don't watch it.
Speaker 2:Listen, I want to know. Second Cocky, it was like a actual whole penis skin. Not a penis, though, it was some kind of animal's penis skin.
Speaker 3:No, that's not what it is. I'm not gonna open it because it's so gross. What the fuck it was stuffed with stuff I don't know they eat this and I'm in here. And they eat it in a soup and it was like a soup and it looked like dicks. I don't know.
Speaker 2:They look white. Thank God, I didn't know about that shit.
Speaker 1:I'll show you again.
Speaker 2:It's probably Bulgaria, who knows? Maybe Is that what we were watching the other day, where these people are living in, the, I don't know.
Speaker 3:In Siberia. Why am I the only one? We have Siberia talk. I go on the maps and I type in Siberia how far. Let's see where this is. We're in Russia. It's like the coldest place on earth.
Speaker 2:It was like minus 68 degrees fahrenheit.
Speaker 3:No, no, no Minus 68 degrees.
Speaker 1:Celsius, which is like 180 degrees fahrenheit negative.
Speaker 2:I don't know, that's terrible.
Speaker 3:It was bad.
Speaker 1:Zero is 32 degrees fahrenheit.
Speaker 3:They don't sell refrigerators over there.
Speaker 2:Because you're food outside.
Speaker 3:Outside.
Speaker 2:They don't even have drinking water. You just have to melt a fucking brick.
Speaker 3:And their homes are heated at a comfortable 24 degrees.
Speaker 1:It's probably the only place on earth you will not find a Hispanic person.
Speaker 2:Correct. Since you watch it, they show you the other videos algorithm, so they were showing a teenage girl how she has, how her social life is. She doesn't have one.
Speaker 3:She puts like four layers of clothes on.
Speaker 2:And she's taking the bus and she's like texting. You see, her phone freezes up, of course. And then she's like oh, after a certain amount of minutes, outside your fingers will develop forth by itself why the fuck would anybody live there? I don't know. And then people are talking, they're interviewing people and they're like I wouldn't move anywhere else in the world. I love it here. You're a liar.
Speaker 3:Also, you've never been anywhere else in the world. That's probably it, because there's no way.
Speaker 1:I think now that we have the internet, they'll be able to see that life is different and they can be like, oh you know what, siberia in it. They do make great basketball players, though. I think Joe Kitch, joe Chick I can't even say that much called Joker the other kid, luca Donchik. They must be for Siberia. All these Europeans are coming into the game and just sliding it up.
Speaker 3:They don't work out.
Speaker 2:You better feed the kids fish soup so they can get big and brawlic.
Speaker 3:My kids- are not going to eat fish soup.
Speaker 2:Romeo.
Speaker 3:Romeo's going to look at you like.
Speaker 1:Any of you kids like fish?
Speaker 3:Only salmon.
Speaker 4:Oh, wow.
Speaker 3:Ami is the one that will like. If we go to a restaurant, he's like do you have that shrimp with the garlic sauce? Mm-hmm, and I'd like a steak, medium-walled.
Speaker 2:Any points. You know he's the fancy one, he's like a child.
Speaker 3:Good, that's good.
Speaker 1:That shit is torture.
Speaker 3:One of the ones chicken fingers and fries, my little one, but he's still a baby, he has an excuse, no but he likes rice and beans. Last night Mike ordered I don't know something and it was steak like pepper steak, rice and beans. He wanted the rice and the beans, that's it. He sat there eating the rice and beans and broccoli.
Speaker 2:That's good.
Speaker 1:She likes sushi. Though you can show her fish, she won't eat that. She won't eat shrimp, she won't eat fish. You give her sushi, which is the same exact thing, probably worse, and she loves it yeah.
Speaker 2:Romeo. He likes to shumai. He'll eat like salmon. Katie won't. Katie has become so picky she's only like mac and cheese rice with no beans and chicken. No beans at all.
Speaker 3:I'm like how are you eating dry rice? No, when I was little, I was super picky. I didn't like beans and I used to put parmesan cheese on my rice. Don't judge me.
Speaker 1:Whoa, Don't judge me Well kids eat weird things, I don't know. Now I'm going to try the parmesan on my rice.
Speaker 3:It was actually really good it sounds good.
Speaker 2:That is not something at all Parmesan risotto, risotto and rice with parmesan cheese are the same thing.
Speaker 1:Risotto, risotto, risotto, no well.
Speaker 3:Are you trying to defend me a little?
Speaker 2:bit, I know, because you're like two against one over here. Never Two against one, always Matching and everything.
Speaker 1:Listen, they have an individual group chat of just them two that talks about me.
Speaker 3:Is it a group chat if it's just us two?
Speaker 1:Are you guys, a group of two?
Speaker 3:You're right, she's just texting me.
Speaker 2:Weirdo, we have one too, you know.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, I have one too we got an individual group chat, but I have a group chat.
Speaker 3:I would trio.
Speaker 2:We have a group chat without a mirror.
Speaker 1:It's in Spanish, bro.
Speaker 2:What's the name?
Speaker 1:of our group chat. Johnny Dos mujeres, un pepino.
Speaker 3:I love it. Oh, I had one last night.
Speaker 2:I saw it we had a bunch of little ones. You saw the smallest pickle and it was nice and sour.
Speaker 1:That was crazy. I'm getting these flashbacks. What the hell? Flashbacks of what?
Speaker 2:I didn't want to get into it. I'm going to send you a picture of the little pepino. I'm here, take a post there. You mean the one that's in the group. Oh, I sent it to the right group chat she was so drunk she didn't realize.
Speaker 1:Damn, I was like damn how you saw me in the locker room.
Speaker 2:Damn Johnny.
Speaker 3:Oh, my goodness, how did you know? You guys got something to go with it.
Speaker 2:No, it was actually really good, though, and I'm not a pickle person I love pickles. You know when you go to eat and they give you a sandwich with a pickle like if you go to a diner they give you a pickle. That's a refurbished pickle. Do not eat it.
Speaker 2:What is a refurbished? If you go to a diner, you know how to give you the side of pickle in a coleslaw, right, excuse me, that pickle, nobody ever eats it Pickle juice, and they serve it to the next person. That's a refurbished pickle. I never eat it. Do you eat the refurbished pickle, jackie? I fucking have, here you go. Is the coleslaw refurbished because I eat the coleslaw.
Speaker 3:No, I eat the coleslaw, just not the pickle. Okay, so I'm the person, because I'm afraid that they will give my food to somebody else. I will put ketchup all over it.
Speaker 1:That's terrible.
Speaker 2:No, that's good.
Speaker 3:What if it's a homeless?
Speaker 2:person.
Speaker 3:He loves ketchup. He's eating ketchup packets.
Speaker 1:You think that he hates ketchup? I'm mad judgmental with the homeless. Don't worry, I don't think you eat ketchup packets and mustard and stuff like that, oh no especially if you're from New York.
Speaker 3:You're picky, you're a picky ass homeless person, because I've been like I've given my food to somebody. I mean like no New York homeless people are picky as fuck.
Speaker 2:Why?
Speaker 1:You guys said they make about 70,000 a year. So if you're trying to give them some shit they don't want. It's like Don't take my food. I'll buy that.
Speaker 2:I was going to the drive-through with the kids to get the McDonald's. My mom had packed me a plate of thicko's rice, beans and chicken and there's a guy at the drive-through and he's asking me for money for food. So I was like, oh, I have this. He's like I don't want that. Do I look Puerto Rican to you? He wants Puerto Rican and I'm like, well, fuck you then Are you judging me on Puerto Rican?
Speaker 3:So that happened to me on the train. This guy was asking you know, I'll take food, I'll take money, I'll take whatever I can get whatever. And I'm like, oh my God, I gave him my food. This guy leaves it. Thank you so much, leaves the train, throws the whole shit out in the garbage.
Speaker 1:Wow, I was like Listen, at least he accepted it.
Speaker 2:I couldn't have ate that I could have ate that.
Speaker 1:I was like I'm out, but I'm saying, if he would have been rude about it, I don't want real food. I'm joking, I need money, like some guy asked me right now as I was walking. He goes oh dinero por cafecito. I was like, gracias, wow. Well, he was well dressed, everything looked fine. I know he's not homeless, I know he's not struggling. He just I guess that's like his nature like yo fucking I'm gonna keep asking because people in New York give shit away. We are the biggest tipping city to homeless people. We're the only people that kind of like. I'd I give them a dollar.
Speaker 1:We're idiots, no is that a lot of people look at it like for what it is, like yo, not for nothing. If you're panhandling, we have programs for that, right. There are areas you can go to go get food. So when we see you asking for money, naturally you're probably not asking for money for food. No, of course, and that's you know. So that's the mentality that most states have with us. We don't sit there. We're so quick and on the move, we're just trying to get in and out.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like here, just go and just get out of my face. Get out of my face, bro, here, bub, bub, bub bub.
Speaker 3:I don't know. I don't do it like get out of my face. I really do feel bad. However, I don't give money to the homeless. I'm sorry, I don't. I do give money to servers Anybody that's giving a servant.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 3:I am a sucker. I went and got these nails done today. They cost me $34 and I gave her a $10 tip.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, listen. The other day I paid what? Yeah, that $45 for like a $30 meal. I'm like bro, this is like 50%.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm what.
Speaker 4:Medicare.
Speaker 2:No, because before you got here we were talking about buttholes again. Did we talk about that before?
Speaker 1:No, but do you keep your butthole nice and uh?
Speaker 2:No, I try.
Speaker 3:She was saying she got a text message on one of her group chats, which is not a group chat because it's just two people. Clearly I'm sure I know who it is Said that she was going to go and beat your asshole.
Speaker 1:Oh, ok, I don't know why you would think anybody cares about looking at your asshole color, but uh, so we asked the Miriam mirrors like as long as there's no single berries, I'd sense of stalagmites, yeah 100%, bro, as long as there's nothing hanging out, nothing weird, nothing funny. There might be something hanging out because maybe you had hemorrhoids in the past when, like birth or some shit, life happens. But in terms of like, yeah, people got like loose skin, shit happens, man. Oh but why are we?
Speaker 3:always here. Why are we always here?
Speaker 1:I feel like we don't grow up.
Speaker 3:We don't grow up.
Speaker 1:I keep bringing us back here.
Speaker 3:That's all right.
Speaker 1:But you guys told me about beach, yeah, yeah yeah, all right listen. I was somebody.
Speaker 4:Be there, so where was it?
Speaker 3:It turns out different color.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but is do you really feel the person down there that probably did it before is going to keep looking and be like this is mad clear. Now I feel better about this asshole. Ma.
Speaker 3:I have no idea.
Speaker 2:All right Back to you, to Merrick used, to Merrick soap.
Speaker 1:I fucking want to orange asshole.
Speaker 2:No, to make it like a brightening and caucic acid.
Speaker 1:Yeah, to do what?
Speaker 2:to lighten up the dark spots up your skin.
Speaker 1:I need to hear the shipping on my forehead. Yes, you can use it.
Speaker 3:They sell it in a tick tock shop. The other day was five dollars a bar.
Speaker 2:I don't know if that works. That's not going to lighten your skin. That's why you so light skin.
Speaker 1:Lightening first is on my lightning ass.
Speaker 3:The asshole, and Vaseline is not good for there. It's not a good lubricant, oh Amir you know how pastors watch this.
Speaker 1:So what is a good lubricant.
Speaker 3:As long as it's water based. He was doing this, I thought he was talking.
Speaker 1:Yeah, my forehead. I can't put Vaseline on that.
Speaker 3:Oh, forget it. Then it was me I put you there. I'm sorry, I take you back out.
Speaker 2:Forbidé Amir.
Speaker 3:Sorry.
Speaker 2:What were you going to say? Before Johnny and rudely interrupted.
Speaker 1:My sincere apologies.
Speaker 2:All right, well, anyway, amir, did we get feedback on that poll that we put on Patreon today? What?
Speaker 1:was the poll.
Speaker 2:Well, since you're not a member, I am a member.
Speaker 1:I've been a member before you and my family member was the first member, Brenda.
Speaker 2:And mine was the second. And mine was the second, Mr McVega.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I heard, you should have been first bro.
Speaker 2:OK, what is your pet peeve of being a parent? Or what you see other parents doing that makes you cringe.
Speaker 1:So Kissing their kids in the mouth. I know you guys do it. That's why you're like, oh, it's not that bad.
Speaker 2:One day little. One day little. It's different.
Speaker 1:Little fiddle, little Bigger. Any time, especially if you're a person that's been licking assholes, you should not be kissing your kid in the mouth Well females are not licking.
Speaker 2:I'm not licking any putty holes.
Speaker 1:Is it about a second?
Speaker 2:kid this one right here. Yeah, oh sure, go ahead.
Speaker 3:I'd like to be part of this podcast. Go ahead, sorry.
Speaker 1:OK, so are we skipping that question.
Speaker 2:Wait, no, we're answering it oh we have a response. Yeah, we got real responses. Yeah, we got two responses on Patreon Patreon. Thank you to the Patreon members.
Speaker 1:And afterwards we're going to tag you so that you know you're special.
Speaker 2:If you want to be tagged, pet peeve, right? Yes.
Speaker 3:So the second one and this is in this is anyway when parents scream at their children in public and use physical threats as a form of discipline makes me cringe. It's embarrassing to witness You're embarrassing your child and mostly yourself.
Speaker 2:I agree, I'm a 100 percent man.
Speaker 3:So yesterday you did it, I was, I did, I did not and I don't do that. I will not.
Speaker 2:You just go. She just gives the look like.
Speaker 3:I do give the look.
Speaker 1:Yeah, when you got a mom, that's fucking tough and I get. All you need is a look.
Speaker 3:I get you, I get nice and close to your ear and I'm like just wait till we go.
Speaker 2:I just talked to them in Spanish.
Speaker 3:I don't like people out there don't know what you're saying.
Speaker 2:That's the second language in America. They were a little bit like a fucking no, no, no.
Speaker 3:I was walking behind this mom yesterday. I was leaving work. She had four kids with her one and a stroller and three Like your little ducks.
Speaker 2:Wow, in a row.
Speaker 3:Right, walking our cross 42nd Street, yelling at them While she's crossing the street, not paying attention to the cars coming, I was like I'm going to have to jump in front of a car I'm going to have to jump in front of, because I was just like what the fuck? But her yelling at her kids, I was just like oh why.
Speaker 2:That's so street Gettled yeah.
Speaker 3:No, I was she one of us.
Speaker 1:What she one of us.
Speaker 2:She was Damn Johnny.
Speaker 1:I just have to ask Because you said come on yelling in the street. No, I should. That really sounds like something you know, I think.
Speaker 2:I don't know, I don't do, I don't like it yeah, but you got that more with, like young moms, you know.
Speaker 3:No, she was not a young mom. Also, she probably could have been grandma. Who even knows it's?
Speaker 1:probably grandma. Grandma does a fucking mean sometimes.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:They're nice and they love, ain't that? But when it comes down to them fearing like you're going to get hit by a car, they turn into evil people. That's how you crazy. So you don't want to hear. So your father's a piece of shit and you're like I'm running, yeah, ok, I guess I will cross what else we got.
Speaker 2:Let's see. Is it another response? Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:There's three. I mean, listen, what I do really with Penelope, especially like you go in for the hug, like whenever she's doing some wild shit, and then do that Like you whisper in there like I'm going to fuck you up. I promise you, if you don't stop this shit right now, I will fucking fuck you up where nobody's going to see us. So smile as soon as I let you go on. Let's keep walking.
Speaker 3:Oh my god.
Speaker 2:OK, parents that tolerate rudeness or disrespect. The apple is not far from the tree, right. And she also added toilet paper. I can't stand when it's not replaced and when it's placed. When it's placed facing the backside of the sheets.
Speaker 1:What was the question again?
Speaker 3:First of all, toilet paper. What are your?
Speaker 2:parenting pet peeves. Oh, ok, I thought.
Speaker 1:I missed the question.
Speaker 2:before you go crazy why are you touching me?
Speaker 1:Jesus Christ. She gave me permission prior, so I don't want everybody to think I did not.
Speaker 2:And the first episode.
Speaker 1:First episode means forever, yeah.
Speaker 3:Damn. Anyway, we're married.
Speaker 1:Listen. So I thought you meant parenting pet peeves, like pet peeves have seen other parents.
Speaker 2:You meant as a parent, as well, it could be either way, yeah, so.
Speaker 1:That is kind of annoying.
Speaker 2:The toilet paper kids. They never change that shit First of all you know.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 2:Sometimes I'm like if I go on a stall and it looks like it's not going to have enough paper, I'm going to the next stall because I'm not changing that shit At work.
Speaker 1:I was saying you got stalls at home. She's living a different life.
Speaker 3:I'm like, first of all, we got money. I think we need to move in with Jack.
Speaker 2:No, at home I have the you know that whole thing that's full of toilet paper, like the dispenser.
Speaker 3:Oh the keys come out with you. So, Endless toilet paper.
Speaker 2:Shut the fuck up. That's for my mom. Ok, I didn't say anything, I think you said lazy, no. You did say lazy, you fuck. She said crazy.
Speaker 1:I didn't say anything. You guys are both hearing things. I just sat here and enjoyed the show.
Speaker 2:My parenting pet peeve is when the kids ask me for something. Oh my, where's this, where's it's right there? No, it's not, I can't find it. If I get up and I find it, I'm going to kick your fucking ass.
Speaker 1:The thing is, they know you're not going to.
Speaker 2:And it's right where I said it was. And then you get up, you find it and you look at the day because you don't kick the rat, and then I'm just like fucking kids give me a production. They don't believe that shit anymore.
Speaker 1:No, they don't. They know we're too weak and yours, I would say. If we're thinking about that, it's probably everybody's going through this. But avoidance when it's bedtime Like Penelope has this fucking habit. Like yo, when it's bedtime, all of a sudden she's thirsty, all of a sudden she has to go to the bathroom. I'm hungry. Yeah Well, I got to hear some joke from earlier today. I'm like ha ha ha, it's fucking nine o'clock.
Speaker 3:It's bedtime, let's go.
Speaker 1:So funny. I'm starving, I get like my head gets hot because I'm like all right, you're going to be cool about it. You know what she's doing. You know exactly what's happening, bro. No surprises here.
Speaker 2:I still get angry. That's common in my house too.
Speaker 1:Oh, ok, I'm not alone.
Speaker 2:The same thing Selective hearing. It's time for bed, Romeo. Romeo, I'm like you don't fucking hear me.
Speaker 1:You think we did something wrong.
Speaker 2:Yes, clearly she didn't, because she's the fucking angel of the show, you know.
Speaker 1:I'm being serious.
Speaker 3:Why are you so jealous today? What the fuck is wrong with?
Speaker 2:you, because she doesn't get bullied like us. Johnny, you know you don't go.
Speaker 1:You don't go, yes, you don't know the struggle. Jackie, all right, sometimes I have to put a smile on while I'm crying.
Speaker 3:First of all, just to be honest, dunkin' Donuts, I can't even. I'm so scared.
Speaker 2:Dunkin' Donuts Madonna.
Speaker 3:You guys are getting sponsored. I'm not. Nobody even fucking likes me, so shut up.
Speaker 1:No everybody likes you. Y'all think Jackie's clips get all the like, the crazy comments.
Speaker 3:Bullshit.
Speaker 2:Hershey got so much comments which that's because what shit the one me talking about my stalker?
Speaker 3:Yeah, were, you in the comments. Yes, that's the only one and the one that with the watermelon, with the watermelon things, that shit got mad comments. Oh my god.
Speaker 1:The candies.
Speaker 3:The candies oh.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like now.
Speaker 2:That's a bad parent thing.
Speaker 1:Every post of yours just gets like, yeah, I've been going notifications and I'm like damn, they mentioning me. It's all about Jackie, yeah.
Speaker 3:Fucking, fuck oh.
Speaker 2:Can't even speak to me. She knows, she knows the hate is real. I thought she was like she be like go troll my other co-hosts. Go troll them and make them feel like shit. I want to shine.
Speaker 3:You guys talk more than me.
Speaker 2:That is not true, johnny.
Speaker 3:Roll the tape.
Speaker 4:Roll the tape. I will say this Roll the tape.
Speaker 1:We might talk more, but you come with more substance. Man take your flowers like don't be that way like.
Speaker 2:Compliments.
Speaker 1:I don't need it, though. Why is that?
Speaker 2:you just say the tiktok was like. I don't know Spanish and it's like how do you say compliments, compliments.
Speaker 1:Anytime. Like somebody asked me how do you, how do you translate this? Like cups? I'd be like Kobe, and I know the word. At the moment I'm so I just spanglish the shit out of it.
Speaker 2:How you say cup.
Speaker 3:Taza is a.
Speaker 2:Okay, so yeah, a vaso, yeah, vaso, yeah, copa. Vaso's more out of copa's, not a word right.
Speaker 1:Yeah, copa is the, the, the flute know for the drinking wine, the wine shit copa.
Speaker 2:Okay, oh. Copa we're gonna have a Spanish word of the day.
Speaker 1:Today's word is Auxilio. Auxilio means help. I used to think it was Ayuda, but it's apparently. I'll see Leo.
Speaker 2:Really.
Speaker 1:Yeah, just let us share. A couple weeks ago.
Speaker 2:Wow.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's like auxiliary, but it means help.
Speaker 3:Oh, okay, so yeah.
Speaker 2:I'll see you.
Speaker 1:I don't think I will ever use that and I would feel fucking crazy. I'll be like are you the man?
Speaker 3:Yeah, I've never been taught anything else.
Speaker 1:What then I use that? Yeah, it's because we're Dominican and Puerto Rican. We don't really speak real Spanish anything in the Caribbean, like Cubans, the Miniguns, puerto Rican. This shit is like some make-believe Spanish that we use. Oh yeah we just don't know it.
Speaker 2:You're right.
Speaker 3:Yeah, whatever, because we're not colonizing yeah.
Speaker 2:I remember I went somewhere and I was asking for the basura and they were laughing. They were laughing and I'm like what the fuck they're laughing? It's like it's Safa Kong in Puerto Rico. It is and I'm just like you know garbage trash.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we say basura over here, but and then they're laughing amongst themselves.
Speaker 2:I'm like what the fuck they laughing at me?
Speaker 1:I think basura to them is trash.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, garbage, yeah okay.
Speaker 2:What is it but?
Speaker 1:garbage. Them is Safa Kong.
Speaker 2:Yeah, like I guess you know.
Speaker 1:Like a trash is basura they the shit you throw in the stuff. Yeah, yeah we use it interchangeably, that we don't give a shit.
Speaker 3:Whatever?
Speaker 1:I don't know how you guys say straw, but in the other say Cali Mette, but here we say sorbet it alright. In Mexico, sorbetto, no sorbetto. Yeah, sorry, I don't know Spanish sorbet is sorbet.
Speaker 2:Oh, I think.
Speaker 3:And it's blue passport exactly.
Speaker 1:Sorry guys, but in Mexico is is Sounds disgusting actually, oh potty.
Speaker 2:Like.
Speaker 1:You guys are nasty.
Speaker 2:Wow.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so now you know, you know you just went to Mexico.
Speaker 2:I'm sure you didn't use straws, no, yeah, they probably don't even yeah, you know I'm a lady and drinking a little fine drink, a little martini now, but I did have to kill her of course you did.
Speaker 3:It's a killer, martini. It's kind of different your blood.
Speaker 2:I never had a to kill him. Yeah, no, that would taste nasty yeah.
Speaker 3:Just a shot. Why did you start drinking?
Speaker 2:12. No, actually, as a teenager within the, we didn't drink. No, we didn't drink. As teenagers, we smoke and Not cigarettes. I never smoked a cigarette day in my life. I hate cigarettes.
Speaker 1:I tried that shit I have. I tried it twice. Never like that.
Speaker 3:I tried to like it because I thought it was cool. No trash yeah.
Speaker 1:Basura yes, no, it's a cigarette throw that shit in the South, I come.
Speaker 2:Yes, Drinking, probably not. So after I had harmony, because that's when I started really going out, because when we were teenagers we went to clubs. Did we didn't drink? Yeah, I was just popping pills, yeah definitely.
Speaker 3:No, I definitely use your calling me Molly, johnny, really.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I love Molly, I still love my today.
Speaker 2:No, I was so full of shit and it's super safe Stop. And so he's just joking do the research.
Speaker 1:You know where Molly started why, so Molly MDMA Actually originally is in the 60s of the 70s. They started using it for couples therapy. Right, because what Molly does is it breaks the barrier between the brain and the heart. So when they would use a couple's therapy, is Molly on both couples, bring them now. So now you don't have that barrier of pride in the way it's a love drug realistically. So they would use it for that and somewhere in like the no, we don't have. Oh, this is for the patreon.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm just giving scientific background.
Speaker 1:I'm not saying that we use it, I was joking. I'm not Molly Johnny. Anyway, mdma came about for that reason and they started using it and putting it into ecstasy. So ecstasy is MDMA, cocaine and speed.
Speaker 2:I don't know anything about drugs, I just know I say no to drugs.
Speaker 1:Yes, not the watermelon drugs, but whatever. Yeah, oh, candy, yes so that's what it's used for. And Molly actually medicine MDMA, let's go on the Mesa calling. Molly has no addictive properties, right? So if you could stop it and it's not gonna have any withdrawals, it's not gonna. You know, you're not gonna go crazy for it. In its real use. They're using it now for PTSD for a lot of the veterans.
Speaker 3:Really, you're so smart, I'm sure I have PTSD and I think I need that.
Speaker 2:Well.
Speaker 1:See you guys. I have a specific doctor that can help people that really need it, but you have to have a real need.
Speaker 3:I have a real need.
Speaker 2:Yes, Well, um, speaking of those needs, I Saw a video yesterday about erectile dysfunction. I yes, you did so mama you know, that's like something, that's like a trending topic amongst our age group right, and it's not good bar we late 30s early 40s pause.
Speaker 3:Somebody told me the other day that I was an elder millennial.
Speaker 2:Well, it's true, that's what you know, what the fuck you 39 99 plus tax soon yeah.
Speaker 1:What is it elder millennial and what is a Useful millennial? I think it's like depending on when you were born in that decade when the millennials start 80, they changed it up I think it was no cuz we were part of the gay gen X or some shit at first. Now they took us out of it, made us thinking millennials. I don't feel like I'm a millennial, but whatever makes guys happy.
Speaker 3:I don't even know the difference, so I don't give a shit.
Speaker 1:No, so the difference is we are Internet accustomed right, so we got it earlier than generation X.
Speaker 3:We started, we grew up with the internet, yeah, but we also remember we experienced both. That's the right yeah you know you know I'm having cell phones, and that's true.
Speaker 2:Yeah, michael Jax Posted something about this where he's just like we're At the age where you know we we didn't have tech technology growing up, we grew into it.
Speaker 1:So it's like millennials are kind of like stuck right now, right, so hopefully you come on and talk about that with us, but anyway, yes, provide more knowledge for our audience, since Michael, I believe, has a program at the moment which I looked into and I think it's pretty good, so I hope he can provide something for our audience when he does come on the show.
Speaker 2:So anyway, back to a right now. This it's, it's an issue right now.
Speaker 1:I have a right to out this function. My penis gets hard around me trying. It's totally dysfunctional. Everywhere I go it's uncomfortable. I'm in the streets. I see some nice. What do you?
Speaker 2:do. What do you do?
Speaker 1:I tuck it between my legs and run into a corner and hope.
Speaker 2:My god, I'm hot. All right, I'm leaving, I'm hot.
Speaker 3:Subject now all right, you know it's called the right now this.
Speaker 1:It doesn't have to have to be the one that goes down version of a function. Vaginal dysfunction, where it stays super dry no matter what guy's there.
Speaker 2:Okay you know what I hate the both of you, I May have suffered from that.
Speaker 1:Depends on the mate.
Speaker 3:Oh, man, in the spirit of love and erectile. Yes, it's Valentine's Day you know, so we're talking about all of the negative shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, are you gonna get positive for us?
Speaker 4:No, not at all, actually no so I was curious on ready, that's when you have to let go of the leaky stuff from the vagina.
Speaker 1:Peepee your nation station, we getcha. You need lip gloss put your shirt back on. What is wrong with you? This is a professional fucking show, home girl.
Speaker 3:We are not professional.
Speaker 1:Oh my god, yo, I guess somebody turn the camera and put this on patreon.
Speaker 3:I just want to, I just this is patreon, not only fans. Or for Jasmine. It's one and the same and I need for everyone to know that I have been now rudely interrupted 75,000 times. Damn, she's calling me out. No, she's calling me both of you, both of you, anyway, okay, happy. So, because I don't get bullied in the comments, you guys have to believe me here. No, for the whole world to see, but you know what?
Speaker 2:that's how you know we love you. Yeah, I love you guys, because when you love someone, you build. You pick on them.
Speaker 1:Yo, why has things no for real? Why have these things? Man, listen, when you were kids, the way you loved on your cousins was fucking ranking on them left and right, just making fun of you.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and we do that shit all the time.
Speaker 1:Who's the cousin you don't make fun of. That's the one that's typically is like he important.
Speaker 3:Well, the cousin I don't make fun of is the one I still make fun of. Them is because I don't fucking like them, yeah.
Speaker 2:I make fun of everybody to their face. That's true.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's true, but it's nice cuz I'm, you know, I don't have a filter, so I like it so she's the nice one, but she's not the nice one even when you guys don't, I'm the same.
Speaker 1:You know boundary, she's not a tell like it's such a bitch Just, and you'll be like Jasmine.
Speaker 2:Do I really look like a potato? Tell me the truth. Do I really look like that? Do you just lie to me and say I look good when I don't?
Speaker 1:just say you're not like a no in your pictures.
Speaker 3:Just any of us not like like a potato.
Speaker 1:No, I just know she doesn't like a potato.
Speaker 3:Guys, tell a person that, honestly, I got really excited about what if he was trying to holla, oh she likes Dominicans now tell her to stay away from this.
Speaker 1:Send her nice video. The top ten reasons you should date a Dominican man.
Speaker 2:What's the? You didn't see the video oh.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's like she's like one top 10, three top 10.
Speaker 1:Reason to give you guys the top 10 reasons of why you should not dated. Why you should dated Dominican man. While I do my makeup and she's doing her makeup, I was like an asshole waiting. I'm like One of the reasons starts with okay, thank you so much for joining us.
Speaker 3:Okay, I'm gonna try to read this before that I get interrupted again. Mmm, you see what happens here. Anyway, I was on reddit. Oh, look at she's sure she's sure her teeth.
Speaker 1:Oh, everybody's asking like this girl ever smile. Oh my, was all day behind the scene.
Speaker 2:Did you see that she's? She's like no, you show, you see like aggressive, like.
Speaker 1:I was already. I was a motherfucking reddit last night.
Speaker 3:I hope you do pee on yourself.
Speaker 2:Oh man, I'm sorry, jackie, don't bite me.
Speaker 3:In the spirit of love. Oh yes, here's a heartbreak.
Speaker 1:Oh, I love Gemini.
Speaker 3:Sorry, my son is going to get his heart broken tonight. My son has been dating a girl for a few months. I'm friendly with her mom and she texted me this morning explaining that she found inappropriate texts on Her daughter's phone to another boy. They've only been talking for a few days and she doesn't even know the boy. I think she met him online. Her mom is making her tell him tonight. I'm heartbroken for him and I've already prepped his favorite dinner for afterwards. I Can't give him a warning, right. I have to let him navigate this on his own. I'm worried that if I let on that I knew before he even went to school this morning, he will be upset with me. Man, this sucks.
Speaker 1:Damn, that is a tough one.
Speaker 3:What do you do?
Speaker 1:Oh, that's terrible you guys are moms of boys. I were a dad of a boy. I'll get him a nice little magazine. I'll think I've videos. Now I'll be like yo. Bro, I know you're heartbroken. Go to the bathroom, here's some special sauce. Whack one out and, trust me, your heartbreak will feel a lot less as heartbreak.
Speaker 3:It's looking hurt. You're really trying to get support from McDonald's.
Speaker 1:To mention it's Big Mac sauce Secret flavor.
Speaker 2:No, that's really tough. Like I'm, I would just start Trash talking to girl right away. Like you know, I don't like your girlfriend. I'll breastink, or you know I don't think she, I don't think she.
Speaker 1:What benefit does that have to do?
Speaker 2:so that it'll be easier. Like you know what? Maybe a breath, this thing?
Speaker 1:No, maybe she is like me as a son, I'd be like damn mom. So I get with stinky bitches and you're just like cool about it. Until it's not cool like all this time you thought my girl stunk.
Speaker 2:I'll be like you know what? I don't like that girl for you. You know, I think that she's a little bitch and she's a bitch and she's gonna break my son's heart.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but you have to add like sort of well, this is my opinion, real.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna do and that's what I would do in real life. I don't like your girlfriend. I think you should break up with her. I think this little girl's better for you.
Speaker 1:She's cute. I'm saying what's the other one? Be like, not for nothing, what I just found out to like.
Speaker 2:No, you cannot. You can I say you found out? No, no, no, no.
Speaker 1:No, what are?
Speaker 2:you.
Speaker 3:Okay, so then, what do you do Cuz? I think that that's the question.
Speaker 1:What would you do?
Speaker 2:shit yeah you got four boys. I'll say you got my son is only 12, so I got a long way.
Speaker 3:I would let him go through it. I know this fucked up, but I can't. I can't warm him. I'm not gonna warn him, but I am gonna be honest and I'm gonna let him know that I knew and take it from there.
Speaker 2:Take him out to eat.
Speaker 3:Take him out to eat.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm not cooking. We're going to Applebee's.
Speaker 3:That's a double heartbreak. No, my son loves it. Yeah, I'm not trying to you know he's picky.
Speaker 1:Did they do something incorrect?
Speaker 2:oh Okay no, romeo's, lately he's. He's just, he thinks I'm a money machine and I'm so tired of it.
Speaker 3:Well, you were gonna take them out to eat anyway. He was there with his heartbreak.
Speaker 2:So yeah, he thinks no, but even like yesterday he's just like mom. I Want John Paul go tear and I'm like why do you keep asking me for money, like what?
Speaker 1:What's up all these fucking fragrances?
Speaker 2:go.
Speaker 3:he's half Dominican, that's why like the day that he asked you for one million, paco Rabanne.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you have to emplish.
Speaker 3:I want you to send him to Puerto Rico, because he gotta go.
Speaker 2:No, you're gonna be all. You're going to the couple with your grandfather. That's what you're going, and he's been telling people that he's half black.
Speaker 1:He's half the minigan yo. Have you seen the minigains? But you know, I'm like the outlier in DR.
Speaker 2:So he's like, you know cuz I'm mixed and I hear you're like. You are not what you mixed. When he's like I'm half black, I'm like you are not Black. Your father's Dominican, yeah, but the Minigun's part of Haiti, so, and Haitians are black and my grandfather's black, and I'm like he's actually not wrong. No, but I'm like, but you're Dominican, I said, call your father.
Speaker 1:No, you need to ask him. Do you mean black as in black American, or black as in skin tone?
Speaker 2:First of all, my son is white like Jackie.
Speaker 1:My grandfather's. You see my grandfather's. One looks like a tiny no Indian. The other one looks like he's black from Africa.
Speaker 2:No, his grandfather is dark skin, but he's not like, he's just like a Dominican color. You know, little dark oh what's Dominican?
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, no, it's true, it's true, it's true you get all shades he's um.
Speaker 2:I'm just like bro.
Speaker 1:I'm with you, bro. Don't worry about it. Don't let her segregate yourself.
Speaker 2:Technically, yeah, I mean, if you want to get down to the roots, I'm 6% Jewish.
Speaker 1:Oh, I can make anti-Semitic jokes no, not at all. Yeah, my friend is.
Speaker 2:Jewish. Okay, no, I'm kidding, he's an asshole. But I didn't ask for a treat.
Speaker 1:I actually have a lot of Jewish friends, michael.
Speaker 4:Pinter.
Speaker 2:Have you done your ancestry? Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I am 36% West African, 14% in my pants. I'm kidding, everything went to my face, man.
Speaker 4:All my talents hanging out to you 14% Mediterranean, some shit.
Speaker 2:Really.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like 16%.
Speaker 2:Oh, he looks a little Greek.
Speaker 1:Spaniard, and then the rest is a crazy estimate. Where?
Speaker 3:does he?
Speaker 1:look, I do not look Greek, you know, he's confused me a lot, though, and now I get it, because now I learned that a lot of Arabs were in DR years when it started, so they were part of the first people to come over here. But every time I would have like an Arabic, like a Yemenese account, or whatever. They would start talking to me in Arabic, oh, and I'd be like yo, I don't speak it, bro. And they're like, oh, sorry man, you look like us and I would see it. And I'm like, damn, yo, you're right. So it makes a lot of sense, you know, like the word oh, dominican's used fulanito.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we know what that is. Okay, fulanito right.
Speaker 1:That comes from the word fulan, which in Arabic means that person. Like that guy. Really. Yeah, Yo, I started learning all this shit from this girl online.
Speaker 3:So we just you know, when we're like fulana, fulana, yes, oh wow.
Speaker 1:Fulan. Fulana is an Arabic word.
Speaker 2:Oh, look at that Johnny the Scala.
Speaker 1:Just like info, man.
Speaker 2:Well, I'm not going to say it, say, it say it go ahead. No, you can touch me, just not on camera. I didn't give it.
Speaker 1:She did give it too, though I got the footage on Patreon. Go watch the first episode.
Speaker 2:He's lying.
Speaker 3:She gave it, not me.
Speaker 1:She's lying. You know, we don't support domestic violence so you guys are hitting me. I had nobody. You saw me.
Speaker 2:No, once Mark was on the episode when he talked about teaching kids words of the day. I've been doing that with Katie and she actually likes it. See, at night she's like wait, I'm like it's bedtime, but you know how they try to like avoid going to sleep. Ma, you didn't give me the words of the day, I don't remember them.
Speaker 3:But Did I zone out?
Speaker 2:During the word of the day Apparently, oh, probably yeah.
Speaker 1:Shout out to smart man Thanks for that tip. Pause.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I might start doing that. So we have this thing going on. It's going to be called mini casts. Right, it's part of our Patreon, but we'll come on one of us at least once a week answering your questions personally or just address some issues that you guys might be concerned with, obviously to the Patreon community, and give you a piece of our lives, right, whatever we're going through that week we still don't know the format, but that's exactly what we're working on. There's a lot, a lot, a lot of things we're going to add to Patreon to not only make it worth your three dollars, but also make it worth the upgrades that we're going to introduce as well. Hang in there. Sign up, seven day free trial. Hey, what you got to lose.
Speaker 2:It's not three dollars a day.
Speaker 1:It's not.
Speaker 3:Thank God it's only ten cents a day.
Speaker 2:For now, I'm going to get it right one day.
Speaker 3:Get it right at the top.
Speaker 2:Oh, it's actually free right.
Speaker 3:I just said that she's zoned out. She's zoned out.
Speaker 1:It's okay. This is my life as a third wheel.
Speaker 2:I have selective hearing.
Speaker 1:Only when it's me.
Speaker 2:Oh man, oh, we're going to have the hour and 30 now, I know the first.
Speaker 1:Where were you five minutes? Was it two?
Speaker 4:of you guys. Yeah, that's perfect. He jumped in.
Speaker 3:Damn, we were doing that for 35 minutes. You guys were going in. Yeah, it was about 35 minutes, oh shit.
Speaker 1:I would say 20 minutes, because we're at 310. You said an hour and a half. I got here at two, so they must have been going at 140.
Speaker 2:You didn't get here at two 25.
Speaker 4:25 minutes. Yeah, I got here, at two.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I got here mad late. Oh what I got here mad late Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another episode. Just kidding.
Speaker 3:Hey, listen, I was about to get into the.
Speaker 2:Drake video.
Speaker 1:Drake video he got the schnizzy.
Speaker 3:It was going like that. I don't want to talk about it. I don't want to talk about it who I am. I don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 1:I have a cousin, he's a male, and he said yo guys, I'm going to let you guys know right now. Don't ask me how I know, but that ain't Drake.
Speaker 3:That's exactly what I was thinking.
Speaker 1:And I said, hey, that's exactly what I was thinking I was thinking AI, I was thinking yeah. People say it is a prosthetic, because they were like look Honestly.
Speaker 2:I was not really amused by it.
Speaker 3:So they were saying he's holding it as a, as a I'm honest, I'm being honest Pain.
Speaker 2:I'm not really.
Speaker 3:I was not really amused by it, amused or tickled or nothing. It was like a regular thing. It was like a regular thing.
Speaker 2:I was like oh man, yeah, love dick. People were just being dramatic about it. I think it was normal.
Speaker 3:I think that it was just because it was him. He's never been leaked. And and somebody? If somebody was saying I forgot what guy? First of all, I don't know anybody's name.
Speaker 1:Why is that?
Speaker 3:I don't even know mine. I didn't even introduce myself today because I forgot my name. Um, it's true.
Speaker 2:That's what happens when you have kids.
Speaker 3:I didn't, because I forgot my name. Um, jacqueline, jacqueline, wow, I remembered. Anyway, um, no, I think somebody was saying that they called him. Right, they called him while they were shooting, like their show. And then they were like yo, you're blessed, like you're blessed with a voice, you're blessed with this, you're blessed with that and you're blessed with, like, an elephant trunk, and I'm like no, no, and I don't listen, not verbatim.
Speaker 1:I'm confused. Why are you guys not into it? Isn't that what you guys like?
Speaker 2:I mean, it was nothing out of nothing special to me it was just the thing is people assume celebrities just talk a lot.
Speaker 1:So that's why, I guess when they saw it they were like, oh, he can back it up.
Speaker 3:I guess I. I don't know, has he ever spoken about that?
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, clearly I don't pay attention.
Speaker 3:I don't hear no Drake music. I don't hear no Drake music. That's a lie. I do, I just can't remember.
Speaker 2:You hear the love songs, that's why she just tunes out those parts because she's approved. She's a bully me. She's a virgin Virgin mom.
Speaker 1:Virgin mama for immaculate.
Speaker 2:Yeah, pretty.
Speaker 3:It's pretty much. It's not unheard of, it's true, it's happened before, yeah, and now she's holy, too Correct.
Speaker 2:You know clearly the divine Jacqueline. Hey, thank you so much, la.
Speaker 4:Divina Niña de Jesus. What else, anyway, I'm going to go to the church All this is going to go once you ended the episode.
Speaker 3:All this is Patreon now. We ended it already.
Speaker 2:That was an episode I guess you could call it that. Yeah, you're going to talk about the 70th pre-trial and that's an out show. Oh, okay, the whole drink thing, that's going to go out on Patreon.
Speaker 1:Sure, you brought that out of nowhere, man. You would have told me you were going to talk about Drake's penis. I would have had some facts.
Speaker 2:It was eight inches.
Speaker 1:Were you guys really wearing the same? I thought that's why women just like seeing penises all day.
Speaker 3:No, we don't actually.
Speaker 1:I guess you guys aren't like unfullisted, don't do it A lot of it really don't.
Speaker 4:I've got a lot of people who don't like that shit.
Speaker 3:No, we don't like that shit. That's the time. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1:No, listen, man, Let me see what should I want to tell them.
Speaker 4:Someone said they want to go broke. Messing with us Damn.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's my boy.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, they want to go broke messing with us. They got a good podcast.
Speaker 2:You know what we need, no questions.
Speaker 1:They're a hip hop podcast. They got sponsorship and everything like that. That's pretty cool.
Speaker 2:Sir, any of the notes? Yeah, we need no questions. Let me see. 29 was the toughest parent in questions.
Speaker 3:You want to talk about childhood schizophrenia.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:Yo, I was just talking about that because my cousin Ernie killed himself. Stop Jesus Christ. Yeah, but this was March of Wow.
Speaker 2:All right, here we go. Hold on. Sorry, it was March of 2013.
Speaker 1:So that was all that. I was just talking about how unappreciative we end up being about life Like myself included. Yeah, this was Damn. We were working at Brooklyn About to be 11 years ago.
Speaker 2:Damn. This is the topic we're going with.
Speaker 3:No, we're not going with this topic, we're not going with this real quick, I'm just telling you this real quick.
Speaker 2:She's like God, I'm like bro, this is kind of deep.
Speaker 1:It was because we were just at a funeral, him and I, and he made me go out to the casket and I was like yo, when I die, make sure you go up to mine. He said, go, make sure you go up to mine. And then seven months later he went and killed himself Not purposely, though. He's schizophrenic, okay.
Speaker 4:So you thought he was killing someone else.
Speaker 1:No, what he did was he took mad pills because he told his grandmother you're going to end your pain, because you know he felt like a burden right.
Speaker 2:Terrible.
Speaker 1:And she didn't understand it. But then she went and checked the room and saw that the shit was empty. She called the medics. They got it, they pumped it out of his system, and then that was a Sunday. They kept him, obviously to look over him. He was fine, everything was good. All of a sudden, tuesday night he just started like getting weak. On Tuesday morning he was in a coma. His insides, his body, just started to shut down. So apparently they didn't pump it out on time. It already did the damage that it needed to do to his system. By Saturday. They had to pull his shit. That's horrible. I don't know how I started telling that story, though.
Speaker 2:You guys want to do uh.
Speaker 1:All right. 20-year-old woman shares her final tweet posted just hours before being euthanized. Wait, say that again 28-year-old woman shares why is he going so deep Shares. Yeah, it's her final tweet. She was like yo guys, I'm out of here, and that was like her thing.
Speaker 2:Johnny is just ficking theficken Rest a bit more. The king of the mess?
Speaker 1:Yes, pretty much Don't worry, I'll find it like one day.
Speaker 2:All right. How did your relationship with your parents change as you got older?
Speaker 3:Ooh, I like that. Wait was it.
Speaker 2:You want to do that? What yeah?
Speaker 1:How did your relationship? With your parents change as you got older.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 1:I'm down.
Speaker 2:Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1:Damn it's crazy.
Speaker 2:All right, so let's do it. Let's see them as old. All right guys, so um, wait a second let's breathe and then you jump into it.
Speaker 1:I'm not trying to be in a case. I'm not trying to make it easier for him to edit.
Speaker 4:All right, okay, I can't laugh this much guys.
Speaker 3:I'm just like, I just feel like I'm in a segment.
Speaker 1:So we get a headache every time. I gotta stay awake. Stop Yo, you're picking on me backwards. Make it believe I'm picking on you. That's what this is, man.
Speaker 2:I'm not.
Speaker 1:Co-host Gaslighting and it's not fair.
Speaker 3:Gaslighting. Wow, With Jasmine Jesus.
Speaker 2:I feel like I'm on the Joe Button podcast, like Do you see what he was fighting? What's the other guy's name, ish? That episode when he was fighting with him. That's how it is right now, with you Such a sensitive bitch.
Speaker 1:See the reversal again, Yo I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
Speaker 3:Are we all on your cycle? What the fuck?
Speaker 1:I thought you went away last week. I didn't finish it oh.
Speaker 3:Oh, that makes sense, and I just got mine, so jeez.
Speaker 4:Actually this is a public episode, so this would just be like a segment.
Speaker 3:The question you ask just introduce and then Can you introduce since he's the expert 20 minutes on the Just do it.
Speaker 2:Just do it, conyo. Oh man, stop laughing at me, do it.
Speaker 3:Can we hashtag that? Just do it, conyo, we're still.
Speaker 2:We're trying to get the Latin Nike sponsor here, you know, like Kaisa Nath did.
Speaker 1:Sure, hi everyone. I am the expert, apparently Just here to bring you guys into a special day. I'm Hasim Contreras, co-host of this fine show that these ladies lead, and have me here as an assistant. Parents Uncut Podcast Jasmine.
Speaker 2:Hi, I am Jasmine Jazzy's Joy, and Apparently I'm a gaslighter too.
Speaker 3:My name is Jazzy and everybody calls me Jax.
Speaker 1:Do you care to share it with us?
Speaker 2:Oh, sure, thank you for my lovely co-host, mr Handsome.
Speaker 1:Mason Water.
Speaker 2:I drink cold water and I'm crossing my legs, yeah, so a question of the day, right? Okay, how did your relationship with your parents change as you got older?
Speaker 1:Sh, sh, sh, sh sh. How did you change?
Speaker 3:Um, ooh, it's about to get deep Um.
Speaker 1:You're always deep.
Speaker 4:Oh, oh, my God.
Speaker 2:Lord Johnny, give me a hug, come here she shares deep thoughts. Give me a hug. I love you, Johnny. I don't want to fight with you.
Speaker 1:This is on camera, guys, when the camera goes off, god we know what goes down when the camera goes off. Don't you ever do this shit on camera again.
Speaker 2:That's what I said in his she's gonna pull your ear.
Speaker 3:She's gonna talk real close to you, okay. So, uh, my relationship with my parents was not always good. Um, I feel like when I was growing up, I didn't have parents, so I raised myself for the most part.
Speaker 1:Are you the baby?
Speaker 3:I am the baby. I'm the baby. I'm the youngest of five.
Speaker 1:Um, they were done. Yes, they were done.
Speaker 3:They're like figure it out. They were like figure it out.
Speaker 2:Change your own type. You got this.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean like walking to school by myself at the age of like, and I mean far. So, if you guys know Brooklyn, I know you guys know Brooklyn. I used to live on McKinley and Crescent. I used to go to PS 214.
Speaker 2:You walked that by yourself.
Speaker 3:All the way to Elder Slain Damn, yeah, bro, right, all the way by the freaking conduit. I used to walk from there to there For I mean, maybe like a year or two is with my sister, but the other year I think the year that my sister left I think I was there for two years. Yeah, I think I want to say third, no, fourth grade and fifth grade. I was a baby. I used to walk to school by myself and walk home. No cell phones, no, nothing, I don't know. Um, god was with me the entire time.
Speaker 3:So, anyway, as I got older, I resented them. I left, I moved out of my house when I was 17. My father was like you don't like my rules, get the fuck out. And I was like peace, I left, um, obviously young mom, so just raising my own kids. I started seeing like, oh my God, all these, all of these things that I do for my kids and do with my kids, I never did with my parents. So a lot of resentment. And then I feel like now, fast forward, I have a better relationship with my mom, even though sometimes, you know, I'm still like want to box her out. And then my dad, I kind of keep away? Um, for two reasons. I still have resentment there, but I'll never get closure there because my dad can't speak, so I'll never be able to have that conversation with him.
Speaker 2:I mean, he can still hear, so you can tell him. Oh, no, he can yeah well, what happened then?
Speaker 3:Um, I guess life just, you know really poor choices in life. You know, like drugs, all this stuff, um, when he was younger caught up to him, um, he had a double bypass Um. Then, uh, it started when he quit smoking. He just like helped the client and he had a lot of like, I guess, like plaque buildup in his, in his veins and all that stuff, and he started getting seizures and then, like that neurologically just messed him up and so now he like I mean he can move around and stuff, but he can barely walk. Um, his left side of his body is kind of more limp. So, yeah, he needs hope. He's in, he's in a nursing home, assisted living, assisted living assisted living.
Speaker 1:And um, and he can barely speak, so how did you come here, you kind of have?
Speaker 3:to figure it out Really, like he'll be like that, that or whatever.
Speaker 2:I mean it may be therapeutic to talk to him, though. And have let it out, because you know what I lost my dad. Do it before you go back and be like damn. I wish I would have told my dad how it really felt.
Speaker 3:I don't think I'd never told him how it felt I did. I just don't think that he ever acknowledged it.
Speaker 3:Like my mom, my mom's at an acknowledgement, like literally a few months ago, that I had a conversation with her and I did it out of a place, because I usually talk angry, and I actually was just like one day I was just like I gotta talk to her. It was like after work on a Friday, sat on my sofa, called my mom and was like and just let it out. And she was really responsive, like in a way that I didn't expect. I didn't expect to gain anything from it, and I think that's that's where I was rewarded, because I didn't expect anything. And then I got like a little bit of clarity and then she said a couple of things that you kind of like you have to understand that we look at them for guidance but they are still learning.
Speaker 3:Right, they're learning and they're dealing with things differently we're dealing with us and you know, my dad wasn't the best father and he wasn't always there for us in ways that your father should be there for you. And and one thing my dad, my mom, said was I had to deal with him too, and that kind of like I was like, oh shit, she's right, you know she had to deal with him on a different level, so yeah, and you.
Speaker 1:I think we went down a good route where you're talking about, in terms of your relationship with your parents, how it'd differ.
Speaker 2:As you got older.
Speaker 1:How did it change? How did it change? Okay, so yours changed because you had more understanding of what your mom had to go through, especially All right, because I think with my mom, you know, I kind of never as a child like I knew we were without, but it didn't feel like without Right, because my mother never let you feel that. My mother always had like the tough guard up. As I got older and became a parent myself and had to deal with certain things, I started to understand my mommy a lot more Right, like I never understood, like how she just stayed single Right after so my, my brother, my sister, from her first marriage, right. Then, 11 years later, boom, boo, boo, I came about and she was with my pops and when they split up I was four and at that point she was 36 and she was like done, not doing this relationship, shit anymore.
Speaker 1:I had three. I had my husband, then I had a boyfriend, then I had my baby daddy. Shit didn't work. I got my three kids, I got a business. I got to focus on. That's all she did.
Speaker 1:My mother's life was us three and work. My mom would leave at 430 in the morning, come back at 730 at night, monday through Friday, saturday, she would go early in the morning and come back by like two o'clock in the afternoon and it was cool, right, like cause. It was like, oh shit, I was not there. But then when my mother was there, she was a control freak, she was aggressive. She was always angry and as I got older and went through my own stuff, I started to really look back like, of course, my music, angry. You know what it's like to have fucking three kids. None of your fucking baby daddy's help at all. They're not. They're not there, right, they're. You know phone calls, maybe visits and shit. And my pops was a lot better than my older siblings father in that sense, right. So I started thinking like damn, imagine what her day is like. Like you getting up mad early. You're going to deal with a bunch of people because she had a business you had to deal with. You get home Now you got to dealing with this asshole, which is me, that never wants to do homework. The only thing you ask from your kids is like yo, please, man, it's the only shit you do all day, bro. Like this shit ain't eat, this ain't ain't hard. Like you went on hard. Hard is raising you three and having to be away from you three, having to get care taken, all this extra shit. So as you get older, at least from my end, it's like.
Speaker 1:I noticed the other day what was the post. It was um, now I understand why my mom used to be like, oh, you can go sleep over. I mean, they can sleep over here, but you can't go sleep over there. And I'm like that with market. It's like no, you want to come over? Cool, like baby mama and I on the same page, like yo, they want to come over, you come over here, but you're not sleeping over there. And it wasn't so much so, like a lot of people looking at it like, oh, you think everybody's a pedophile. It's like, nah, there's just a bunch of shit that can happen, even with kids being on their own. Like you know, kids are experimental and all that stuff. And that's not to say they won't do it while at school. Yeah, shit happens, it is what it is. But at least you know, when I had the ability to be like no and yes, I took care of that as a parent. So I see a lot of that responsibility factor for me changing my mom, so I no longer like.
Speaker 1:I guess a part of me used to always be upset because I said my mother never said I love you until I was like in my late twenties. She didn't have time to be on some lovey-dovey I love you shit. She just didn't Right. Like there was no like like now. You know where you guys actually enjoy a life outside.
Speaker 1:At that time it wasn't like that. There wasn't things to do, it wasn't. They weren't even told like yo, you should have your own time. There was no social media telling you like yo, you need to take care of your mental health. You know, I knew your mom, but the other people you weren't seeing what other women were going through. Like oh shit, you go through that too as a mom. Oh then it's okay, I can't take a day for myself, right? So when you start replaying all that stuff as you get older, you're like damn, I need like with my pops. I see you guys all the time Like my pops is awesome. I was able to understand afterward. I still don't operate like him, like, even if I'm not with my kids, I'm with my kids, like that's like clockwork. But I also understand his battle because I know, as somebody chasing a dream. He was trying to be an artist for all those years. He saw it Like I said before. He saw it as yo. But I'm doing this so I could take care of my son in the future.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Not realizing what we know. Now it's like yo, that time is way more important than that work. Your dad used to be out six days a week working. He didn't have time to be like I don't feel good today. No, I'm gonna see him, Don't be angry. No, I imagine him going to his wife and being like yo, I'm really depressed today. Your mom probably been like oh, that's cool, you're gonna work because that's all they knew, right? And they're told now like yo, nah, it's okay to feel something, it's okay to be going through something. They didn't have that.
Speaker 1:So a lot of what I learned afterwards was patience and re-understanding by re-seeing everything that took place as a child. It's a lot of work. It's not like I did this shit overnight. It was really. Whenever you go back right and you play like, all right, I'm this way because of this, and you factor in okay, what were mommy and poppy or whoever, what was in your life? Because some people were raised by their grandparents Like what were they going through? And when you're an adult actually going through it as well as a parent shit. Now you start to see things differently. It's like you could be more forgiving. There's some stuff you can't forgive, but there's plenty that you can. When you look at the circumstances, you just said the same thing about your mom, like you over here looking at her like yo man, like what's up. Oh, you think you were going through it. If I gave you more details of what I was going through, believe me, you would look at me differently.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she was just protecting you from that.
Speaker 3:Either that or just kind of like she didn't put, like we saw a lot. We saw a lot, we saw a lot between them, we know a lot. Um, cause I mean, they weren't the type of like I don't like to argue in front of my kids or you know, be that person where you yelling and screaming and whatever, and I can yell and scream, but just showing that to your kids I've you know, I saw that. So I think that's why I don't like to do that in front of my kids and I don't like to show them that, because I seen that. But she dealt with him behind closed doors too.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 3:And it's a different conversation and a different relationship behind closed doors. There's a ton of other things that we don't show our children. I don't know, just her saying that and me knowing as a mom in that has been in shitty relationships. Right, I know what you mean. That's all you had to say. Yeah, cause that made me cry.
Speaker 1:You don't need details.
Speaker 3:No, I didn't need anything more than that. Like you know what, it was that one thing, that one detail that she told me, that I was like say no more. I understand, I completely understand conversation over, conversation wasn't over, and I mean, you know she cried and she apologized and you know she understood, she understood me.
Speaker 3:She understood, like you know, I actually started having the conversation on behalf of one of my sisters, like hey, she's going through this, she feels this way. Mom, can you talk to her and or let her speak? Don't, don't respond to her. She needs to let it out. Like I'm just I was doing. I thought I was doing my sister a service, like trying to let my mother know the disclaimer so that she could go into that conversation Open heart, open ears and close mouth, because sometimes that's just what you need. You don't need a response all the time. Right, and I thought that that's what I was doing for my sister, not realizing I was doing something for myself and that was, you know, all she needed to do. Me helping someone else was helping myself in that sense.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's like what you said about Joyce Meyer last week.
Speaker 1:Oh yes.
Speaker 2:You know, so it is proven effective.
Speaker 2:So your relationship with your with my parents and when I was a teenager, I didn't want to know about my parents. I wanted to be out with my friends. Yeah, you know, when I met Harmony's dad, I was 16. He was my world. I wanted to be there all the time. I wanted to spend the holidays with him.
Speaker 2:Meanwhile, my family is always together. As I got, as I had my kids, it changed. My father was a loving grandfather. You know, my father was always a provider, but he never showed emotion. That's where I get that from, you know. You know being very nice, but I don't show emotion and you know I cut people off quick. But with my dad, as he was older, I enjoyed his time. I everything I did with the kids, like if I was going to like the aquarium or the zoo or something, I would take it with me and I made sure to take pictures. So I had those memories. My mom doesn't like to go out, but my mom is the best mom. She's always cooking and always making sure I'm taking care of. Sometimes I feel like I take my mom for advantage, like I don't appreciate her as much because I yeah for granted, yes, because I'm with her every day, you know. So I feel like I have my moments where I'm just like my mom is annoying, you know.
Speaker 2:Like you know like I'm in the middle of a phone call. She's coming to talk to me, but then the back of my head. I'm like let me stop, because I lost my dad. I know how it is and I'm gonna wish I had those moments back.
Speaker 1:So and you're the new person she has there to talk to. Yeah, yeah, that's why.
Speaker 2:So you know, that's why I'm today. I brought her to the city with me just to get her out the house and to go visit my other sister. And I'm in the bathroom at my sister's house and I hear my sister telling my mom you know, my mom made her favorite food Gandinga. That's liver, right, liger liver. So my sister loves that. It's Gandinga. I don't know what the hell it is. It's the weird stuff I don't eat.
Speaker 1:But my mom. They name it that because of the seasoning and stuff.
Speaker 2:I guess. So my mom made that for my sister. And then I hear my sister she's like I was gonna tell you to teach me how to make this, because it's the only thing I don't know how to make. And my mom's like and she was like my sister's like, you know, so when you're not here anymore, I know how to make it. My mom was like I was gonna say yo, that is the wrong choice of words when you're not here anymore.
Speaker 3:So I'm laughing, I'm like yo, they're funny. I mean, she didn't mean it like that because she cooks all your dad's food. So I understand the sentiment.
Speaker 2:Yeah. So parents are cooler when they're older. So as our kids get older, they're gonna appreciate us. I hope so, Got it no definitely Cause. Right now we're like not cool.
Speaker 1:I see people that don't, I don't know why.
Speaker 1:So I'm just definite you know they look cause it you know what I mean Like we're able to appreciate our parents, but it's because we are also very in our kids' lives and we spoke about this before. There's people that not Like. I know this person gentleman. He's young, he's like 20 something, but his mom had him young and she's still living young, right Like she's.
Speaker 1:He's 20 something, she's like probably at four or five years older than us, and has not given up the life, right Like apart and granted, I think she has earned it because she did have to give up a lot early. But it's like at one point or another we also have to be cognizant of, like yo, am I searching for something that's missing because I'm really missing something, or am I just telling myself I'm missing something Because you can feel like something is missing, but that might not be it and I'm trying to get on biblical, but sometimes it might be Jesus, right, it may be a spiritual missing part in the system that maybe your parents didn't teach you, cause a lot of parents, especially like my mother, had a great relationship with God and she would, you know, pray with us and stuff like that, but she never showed us how to have her own personal relationship.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Right, more like a church relationship. Yeah, this is how you do it, but it's like something I do with another family. Oh, you know, you could just talk to him, man. Oh, it's extra stuff that we do. It's pretty cool. All right, you got to know scripture and stuff like that. I'm not saying you don't, but just talk to him, like if you're talking to your friend Julianne, and I say, hey God, oh, my God, I'm so tired today. I didn't sleep all last night Like convuls, like that. And I bring that back to parenting because I feel that is an important aspect of how a lot of people that feel like something is missing as a parent have it there because their parents didn't teach them spirituality. Like, did you have to go find yourself? Oh, you're Jehovah's Witness, right?
Speaker 3:First of all, I'm not.
Speaker 1:You were, you were.
Speaker 3:My mother.
Speaker 1:Your mother was.
Speaker 3:My mother is. So my mother is, yes, but she never showed me that part, like that aspect. So you're saying that and I'm like, damn, my mom never taught me, like she was just like drag me to, you know, the kingdom hall and, you know, make me go. You know, one time not even joking, I was like maybe 10 and we were gonna go, it was like on a Wednesday or something, cause they go to church like I don't know 8,000 times a week right.
Speaker 3:So I think it was like on a Wednesday we were eating dinner before going and I freaking full out my first ever panic attack. My first ever panic attack.
Speaker 1:At 10? Yeah.
Speaker 3:I was like I mean hyperventilating.
Speaker 1:Because they're going to church.
Speaker 2:I don't know, it was not church.
Speaker 1:Oh, kingdom hall, Whatever, that's the thing in Brooklyn. The big there's like a big.
Speaker 3:No, the watchtower thing though. No no, no, the kingdom hall is literally there. That's their church, that's what they call it.
Speaker 1:Where is that?
Speaker 3:Oh no, no place, it's a church. They're all over. Oh, they're all called kingdom hall. Yes, they are all kingdom halls.
Speaker 1:Watchtower. My bad man, I didn't mean to make you guys up. I apologize.
Speaker 3:No but no. The watchtower is that's where they they get their, their magazines, that's where they make them.
Speaker 1:Oh, but that is Jehovah's. Oh, my bugging, yes, so watchtower.
Speaker 3:They got a lot going on. They do, but you laughing yeah, you're like what, johnny?
Speaker 4:Kingdom hall and watchtower don't sound kind of similar. I'm trying to understand.
Speaker 1:I always remember that the watchtower place and I'm like dad.
Speaker 3:Well, because it has the same like that symbol.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's like the watchtower symbol.
Speaker 1:Edit this.
Speaker 3:Please, Jim Fucking Jasmine.
Speaker 4:No.
Speaker 2:I didn't grow up learning. You know, I knew like the as a Catholic. When I was going to schools for communion I learned the prayers. I don't remember them now because I'm not Catholic anymore, but I learned there's a little. Well, I know it's the Holy, what is it, you know? Name of the father, whatever, I don't remember. I really don't remember any other.
Speaker 1:I'm talking about it like it's a joke.
Speaker 2:I'm not, I'm saying, I don't remember. I don't remember what they, what they're called. I still think it's this day, but it's. That's you. But with my kids.
Speaker 1:They're like 19 prayers in my head, yeah.
Speaker 2:I just teach them at the end of the night. I'm like make sure you pray and just say thanks, even though they say one, two, three in their head.
Speaker 4:But you know they're like yeah, I'm like you, pray they're like, yeah, I prayed, katie so.
Speaker 2:But then like, sometimes, like when the war was going well, when, when it was very like out there trending you know, you know it's still going on right. Yeah, it's still going on, but it's not. You know, when it was out there, when they were posting about it every day, she would be like she's going to pray for them, right? So then sometimes she'll be like is the war still on? And you know, like there's always a war and you always got to pray for everybody else.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm glad that you teach them that.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Maybe I should start teaching. I said I'm glad that you teach them that, because I I mean we pray. We pray together.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't do that, so at least we do yeah, yeah, I don't pray together either.
Speaker 1:Well, I'm dickhead. No, not a dickhead. We sit down, we eat at the table.
Speaker 3:Everybody has an like who prayed last time or was used, so then you go.
Speaker 1:Oh, you ain't gonna pray for everybody, that's fine. Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 3:Absolutely.
Speaker 2:You sit down to get to eat. Wow, yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh, you see, that's why that's a very happy family.
Speaker 2:We learned, I mean pretty much.
Speaker 3:I mean it's a little awkward. It's a little awkward sometimes, but I mean, you know, because everybody wants to, I mean do their own thing, yeah. Yeah, they don't want they. They want to be on their phone, they want to be on their iPads, the baby. So at the table there's no phones, no iPads, no, nothing. If you pick it up, I'm going to yell at you, and if I pick it up, they will yell at me.
Speaker 2:My kids are not hungry. At the same time, I don't give a shit If you're going to start the day. Yeah, no, romeo will eat when they come from school.
Speaker 3:I don't give a shit. Sit down.
Speaker 2:Yeah Well you have a whole family. Yeah, watch the Ethan. That's my, that's not a problem.
Speaker 1:You think we're fucking up.
Speaker 2:No, I think everybody, everybody doesn't Listen.
Speaker 1:No, I just I like that you make that a thing.
Speaker 2:But she has a whole family like there.
Speaker 1:Teaching them early, though, like you know, all right. When we are together, we're going to eat together.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Like I'm more like Jasmine, like we're not all hungry at the same time. Eat when you got to eat.
Speaker 2:And there's no wrong way. No, no, you know, as long as we eat and the kids eat.
Speaker 3:Because when. So let's say if I'm cooking, dinner's done, everybody eats.
Speaker 1:Nobody's eating cold food.
Speaker 3:You can grab a snack before dinner. If you say, tell me you're not hungry, I don't give a shit, you're going to eat the food, I don't care, or I'll serve you less, whatever. If I order food, food is here Serving everybody. Everybody sit down, everybody eat. I like that, though.
Speaker 3:So, I don't like. I mean, there are days I'm not saying we do this every single day like clockwork, but more often than not we're at that table, we are together eating. Even if you got a stank face, I don't care, and you know, you know how was your day, you know.
Speaker 1:I mean, there's some angry and she's like mmm it's good, right?
Speaker 2:You better say it's fucking good.
Speaker 3:I mean, there's some days where I'm like, oh, this tastes a little off, and my kids will be like, yeah, this kind of sucks. And I'm like, damn OK.
Speaker 1:Get some ketchup bro.
Speaker 3:Ew, don't you dare.
Speaker 1:You don't put ketchup on your white rice.
Speaker 3:Absolutely not Fake.
Speaker 1:Puerto Rican. I don't do it either. Fake Puerto Rican. Number two. I got that for the bodies man, the vinegar's don't put no ketchup in that rice.
Speaker 2:No, why you have beans First of?
Speaker 3:all ketchup is.
Speaker 1:American, it's not Puerto Rican I know, but Puerto Rican they don't do that in Puerto. Rico they do it here.
Speaker 2:Well, that's New York, rican, yeah, the capital of PR. Yeah, I don't do it. I never did it.
Speaker 1:No, I'm right you do stone is. Do you put ketchup for your do stone?
Speaker 3:No, you put mojito.
Speaker 1:No, I just put salt. Don't fucking ketchup anywhere. Keep on moving.
Speaker 3:No, not dog.
Speaker 1:I guess I am Americanized.
Speaker 3:Or a burger, an American food.
Speaker 1:You use American cheese.
Speaker 3:I don't like American cheese.
Speaker 1:On your burger.
Speaker 3:No, cheddar.
Speaker 2:I don't care, I just love cheese. Even though I'm lactose intolerant, I still eat cheese you ever had that veggie cheese. No.
Speaker 4:Oh my god, it's so disgusting.
Speaker 1:But there was one point where I was trying to do a vegetarian thing.
Speaker 2:Like vegan cheese.
Speaker 1:That's fake cheese, Vegan cheese yes fake. It's made like soy cheese or some shit.
Speaker 3:How does it taste? Like cardboard.
Speaker 1:Yeah, exactly Like cardboard. It tastes like a piece of carton.
Speaker 2:I have vegan meat and it's actually pretty good. Well, it depends. Like they're impossible from Starbucks, it's an impossible sausage.
Speaker 3:But it tastes like sausage and it's good. You got two X's right there.
Speaker 1:I don't do Starbucks.
Speaker 3:I don't do Starbucks, or impossible.
Speaker 2:You are a liar because you do matcha from Starbucks, so stop it.
Speaker 3:No, not, no more, I do not.
Speaker 1:I do matcha from.
Speaker 3:Not no more Kona Kona coffee.
Speaker 1:I think I'll listen to you right now, hey.
Speaker 3:Kona coffee. You know where it is right.
Speaker 4:There's one like six blocks out Kona no Kona coffee Never heard of it.
Speaker 2:I'm not a city girl.
Speaker 3:I do Kona, or there's a place that I was introduced by my good friend Kim. It's called something flower market, shit, I don't know. It's a flower market and it's a coffee shop. It's so cute.
Speaker 1:It's going to be the best matcha huh. Like here, yeah, in the city.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 4:It's on Paris, baguette.
Speaker 1:Paris Baguette, you know those places yeah.
Speaker 3:I know they got Wi-Fi. Korean French bakery.
Speaker 1:Wait a second, Get the God. I hear.
Speaker 4:Korean.
Speaker 1:I was wondering because the three that I go to are all owned by Korean people. Korean. French bakery it's a French bakery, but they owned by Koreans.
Speaker 3:Yes, it was a Korean. I believe it's a Korean chef, a Korean pastry chef that perfected the French pastries in his own way.
Speaker 1:That's why it's in Fort Lee, new Jersey no, they're everywhere which is the Korean area, though, but Fort Lee is very Korean.
Speaker 3:Well, even by me, I'm in Flushing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they got one in Corona too.
Speaker 3:They're everywhere, but they're all owned by.
Speaker 1:Shout out to Paris Baguette, you got OK.
Speaker 3:Coffee From bombcom, paris Baguette, and there's another one Too, le Jure.
Speaker 2:Did you guys just dip bread in your coffee when you were younger? I don't drink coffee.
Speaker 1:Your mom never gave you coffee when you were younger, with the bread so loud, oh, so good.
Speaker 3:Never.
Speaker 1:She's like pouring it over your face and cheese In your coffee, your boy Foxydo. Yeah.
Speaker 2:He posted. Did you see that post that he put with the coffee?
Speaker 1:Oh, listen man.
Speaker 2:I was like you know that was Well, you used to put little, oh, the cube of cheese. Yeah, what's that? Ban de queso de papa, that's what you know. With the crackers, you dip it in the coffee.
Speaker 3:I mean, I don't know, I'm just going to eat that.
Speaker 2:Oh, you don't know what you're missing.
Speaker 3:Next time you come to my house. No, I do know what I'm missing and that's why I'm missing it.
Speaker 2:Listen, it's delicious.
Speaker 3:I don't like it. Whatever, I try it. Well, johnny, when you come to my house.
Speaker 2:I'm going to have my mom make you some coffee.
Speaker 3:Yeah, she's not going to make you the coffee.
Speaker 2:No, I don't make coffee. No, my mom makes the best coffee. I use a curing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, don't give me coffee.
Speaker 3:I do it in the cafe. Yeah Ice, excuse me, I don't drink it, but I'll make it Sprinkle a little cinnamon.
Speaker 2:She wants to be like Jackie Crocker. Yo, what the fuck. Today I'm not going to be like Jackie Crocker.
Speaker 4:Jackie Crocker. She wants to be like a stepford wife.
Speaker 3:Fucking.
Speaker 2:Jackie, you know everything is perfect in my life. I'm perfect. Look at me, it's Jackie.
Speaker 3:I'm so much Yo wait.
Speaker 1:I'm telling you, man, it's been two weeks and I've been getting emotional Two weeks. So thank God.
Speaker 3:I'm popping open the trunk. What are you making Watch? You're driving the fucking truck today, oh shit.
Speaker 2:Johnny, can you get?
Speaker 3:me a ride. No, his car don't work. Damn, I call you. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:She's showing her teeth again. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, and you? So you're the one that's going to get in my way. Oh, I'm sorry, you know, I'm sorry. I'm sorry You're not. Yes, because I'm not. You know what it is. I'm friend. I get frustrated when I don't see you guys, you know I miss you during the week, so you got to beat us up.
Speaker 1:Today I'm not beating you up.
Speaker 2:That's how I show love. Yes, I got to say you guys have a good clip actually about friends in eight minutes. Thank you, but I miss you. No, I really miss you.
Speaker 3:Especially you know you haven't called me this- week.
Speaker 1:I didn't feel the love. I thought it was like some love.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah let's wrap it up, guys. Wrap it up like a condom.
Speaker 1:All right, Valentine's Day.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:Actually, if you don't know her, wrap it up.
Speaker 2:If you don't, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:If you do know her and know her history, and she knows yours, you pig wrap it up.
Speaker 3:And if you stink or she stinks, shower it up. Run away.
Speaker 2:Happy Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1:Happy Valentine's Day, you copper taster.
Speaker 2:Nine-ville lovers.
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Speaker 3:And also be nice to my friends, please.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 3:Not just me.
Speaker 4:Uh-oh, oh, oh.
Speaker 1:Oh, oh, oh oh, the gunna thong is about to come oh.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, I hate the both of you. Here we go.
Speaker 2:I have like another fucking stalker Personality.
Speaker 3:Oh, the gunna thong, I know Jesus.
Speaker 1:So, yeah, I wrecked out this fucking both of us.
Speaker 2:No, um, at least, hey, hey, yeah, I never thought about it that way. I never thought about it that way like seriously no, don't catch me in the afternoon. I never thought about it. I never thought about it, but it's true.
Speaker 3:like they're saying, men are becoming desensitized because all you see is you see, it's not like a tree, because back in the day it was harder to see women, and now you just open up the app and then there's naked women.
Speaker 2:So it's true, so it makes sense. I can't pick on any men anymore, because it's just like he probably saw a video of a girl twerking, and you know. That's why he can't Not hold on.
Speaker 1:I don't know, he should know. All right, if I have performance issues, let me come loaded. Let me make sure I get it out and pop a pill with some shit.
Speaker 3:You know what. Sometimes let's think about this, though right we're talking about. She looks beautiful. I thought she was so.