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Don't get an infection there | Episode 21
DISCLAIMER! We are testing out new Lav mic's So bare with us and the audio.
WHAT'S UP GUYS! We kick off this episode with a hilarious recount of our battles against technology, celebrating our new wireless lavalier microphones that have given us a whole new level of freedom. Things quickly get personal as we dive into the parenting trenches, sharing the stress of discovering a fungal infection on a child's sensitive area and emphasizing the importance of hygiene—because let's face it, these issues are more common than you'd think!
Remember the cringe-worthy days of early social media? We certainly do! From the dangers of AI to the unsettling trend of oversexualizing children for views, we tackle some heavy yet crucial discussions. We also don't shy away from expressing our discomfort with child beauty pageants and reality shows like "Dance Moms" and "Honey Boo Boo," underscoring the importance of protecting our kids' privacy in today's digital world.
Switching gears, we get into the joys and trials of summer break. Should kids be allowed to be bored or should their days be packed with activities? We debate this while sharing summer plans that range from beach trips to unexpected wildlife encounters. Personal stories about seeing dolphins and a baby deer blend with practical tips on balancing structured activities with free time. Close out the episode with us as we offer some light-hearted yet meaningful advice on creating a secure environment for kids both online and offline. This episode is packed with laughs, heartfelt moments, and valuable parenting insights you won't want to miss!
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Natural, it's a fungus Fungus. My kid got fungus on her cooch. What's going on here? How did she get fungus on her cooch? Ladies and lovely men, welcome to Parents Uncut. I'm your co-host, Handsome Contreras, here with these two lovely young ladies.
Speaker 3:Oh, thank you. Thank you so much. That was so nice. Way better than the first take.
Speaker 1:They don't know how to share the mic, so one has to go first before the other. They decide to at the same time.
Speaker 3:Well, I'm just joy the piece maker today. Yo, I got me next to Jackie, she's tight. I'm Jackie.
Speaker 2:Jackie Lane, when I told me to call you, I'm like like hey, siri, call Jacqueline Perez, you have to yeah, wow, she just called my mom what?
Speaker 1:about my mom. My mom I have to say call fire Calado. Her name is Fior Gallardo, so it's F-I-O-R. So if I just say Fior, she's like repeat that. Something like that call fire collateral.
Speaker 2:She's calling fire collateral. So today I was trying to call Donna's, like calling dawn I'm like no, no, it's not that I didn't want to talk to you.
Speaker 3:This is that I really want to talk to my man. That's what you're supposed to say yeah, it's not.
Speaker 1:it's not, far from actually not same at all it's hard, it is it's hard, it's different pronunciation like don don don yeah, you're not talking with a spanish accent.
Speaker 2:You speak english normally okay, so we have have Quite some topics For you guys today, yep.
Speaker 1:Wait, has the audience noticed Anything different today?
Speaker 3:What's different?
Speaker 1:These fucking mics. We're killing it bitch. Oh, lavalier mics. We are wireless. We are not confined To front mics. I can now move how I wanna move, do what I wanna do and groove how I wanna groove. Let's get it poppin'. This podcast is about to go Off the meter.
Speaker 3:Let's go. Wow, this sounds a lot for me.
Speaker 2:The only difference is that I feel like I have a hairy chest.
Speaker 1:Like high school. Oh, you know what?
Speaker 3:Wow, oh yeah, I got a little pom-pom Before the electrolysis.
Speaker 2:Oh wow, Gee thanks Whatever.
Speaker 1:Yo, there was this one girl Damn, I won't say her name, Thank God I didn't. But that was kind of the joke on the block because my cousin Moreno used to mess with her and after that he was telling everybody yo, she got apples on her nipples, dog, Wow.
Speaker 2:I would run away?
Speaker 1:No, but then everybody tried to find out. It was true.
Speaker 2:But they still sucked them.
Speaker 1:Apparently yeah, I didn't, I was not part of that group.
Speaker 2:Well, I think, by the nature, that I don't grow hair too much. Look at my arms. I don't have to shave.
Speaker 1:I don't grow hair, I am hairy.
Speaker 3:Actually.
Speaker 1:I'm not that hairy.
Speaker 3:It's light though.
Speaker 1:My daughter's a hairier than me. That's that Dominican girl blood.
Speaker 2:I won't say it, but yeah the american girl blood, yeah, I won't say it, but yeah, yeah, no, I don't know anything and I got a little tan. You see my little glow? Yeah, I see it nice and red.
Speaker 3:No, it's actually. Wow, I think I'm darker than you right now.
Speaker 1:No, I think I'm darker than you actually I'm actually brown, naturally they're red whatever nice red, though I like your red, your red, whatever accentuates your eyebrows you got me looking at your eyebrows like what Yo?
Speaker 3:I am seriously going to fight you after this.
Speaker 1:Nah, man, meet me outside. We got energy. Now we don't got mics in front of us.
Speaker 2:You know what? I feel free. I feel scared of this. I feel free. I feel like I'm wearing no panties.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 2:That would be harmful for men.
Speaker 1:But yo I don't understand how people go from commando.
Speaker 3:So let's reel this back in.
Speaker 1:Okay, my bad. We're parenting y'all, so let's talk about parenting.
Speaker 2:Let's talk about parenting. We also are parents. Uncuts, correct, that's right though.
Speaker 3:When we have to know when you're wearing your bunties.
Speaker 2:Oh, we have jeans on. Oh, I wouldn't want, you know, a yeast infection.
Speaker 1:Oh, speaking of yeast infection, yes, let's talk about yeast infection. So my baby had this rash. It's not a yeast infection, by the way. She had a rash and we were like damn, this rash ain't going anywhere. She's a year old. This is crazy, man.
Speaker 2:What's going on. It was like a diaper rash.
Speaker 1:We thought it was a diaper rash, but then on her two little lips like it just stayed red and it wasn't going anywhere.
Speaker 2:Specify what no man?
Speaker 1:I specify that don't freaking try to come after me. When he changed her little pampy, when I changed my daughter's diaper, so finally, you know, mom Dukes was like yo, we got to take her to the doctor. Boom. So I took her because it was like a Monday morning and she's like, oh, don't worry, she's starting to walk, it's summertime, it's a fungus and I was like fungus, my kid got fungus on your cooch. What's going on here? How did she get fungus on her cooch? So I really I'm over here thinking no, but I thought it was like we had dirty fingernails. I was feeling bad. You know, as a parent you automatically be like damn, I should have washed my hands.
Speaker 2:What cause that?
Speaker 1:Yeah, she was like no, it's just sweat, sweat and friction bacteria, though.
Speaker 2:well, she said also you have to understand when they're learning how to drink milk by themselves.
Speaker 1:Food is falling down there, shit is going up like pages diaper when I change it.
Speaker 2:You know how many times I find pasta.
Speaker 1:I used to find.
Speaker 3:I used to find, yeah, but not I mean I don't have, I don't have girls, so I, they wouldn't go that far down. I guess, yeah, and it could also maybe be the diaper brand we thought that at first honest wipes the best
Speaker 1:oh are they yeah, okay, I switched them. That's a little we thought it was bad my time for it.
Speaker 2:My kid is gonna be eight, so it's been a long time. Thanks, I got ebt.
Speaker 1:That shit's not bougie, it's eb3 bang even if you don't pay for diapers yeah, you crazy in the hood, they do in the hood.
Speaker 2:Oh, but yes. So yeah, what about this? What is it called?
Speaker 1:oh damn, wish I had the name it. She just called it a fungus. And then we're actually like put the cream on her yo 48 hours tops, it should be cleared. A whole week passed and we're like all right, it's not clear, it would clear up, go away, clear up, kind of like stay. Finally took her on Monday and for the first time ever, an actual doctor gave us a home remedy. I love that.
Speaker 3:Really what kind of?
Speaker 2:doctor. Was this A regularized doctor Really? She was just like yeah, Wow.
Speaker 1:She was just like so look, I'm going to prescribe the actual antifungal cream. Again, she's like, but this time you're going to mix it with a tablespoon of Mylanta. I think it was equal parts. So equal parts. Whatever you use as the actual fungal cream, a&d ointment or bacitracin, okay, and what was the third one? Oh, and Zydecane, which is like the butt paste. Yes, yeah, so you take those four things, mix them up. Yo, it's been two days. Shit is almost the butt paste. Yes, yeah, so you take those four things, mix them up. Yo, it's been two days. Shit is almost gone. Wow, because she said the next step, especially for baby fungal infections down there, she's like, you know, it's very sensitive. So the next step is a cream that's like over a thousand bucks and insurance doesn't cover it. I was like a thousand dollar cream. This shit got gold flakes. That's crazy. I'll be about to keep this shit until she's like four.
Speaker 2:Was the rash like? Was it making her like cry like itchy?
Speaker 1:No, and that's why it was kind of weird because it was staying red but she wasn't really reacting to it.
Speaker 3:She wasn't uncomfortable.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was like all right, this is definitely something else, but it's getting better. I'll give you guys news. Next episode, after next episode. Well, you know it's coming.
Speaker 2:You know, I remember when my oldest was younger she didn't have like a fungal infection, but she would get like a urinary tract infection from taking baths. Yeah, so, they told me after, after she was like two or three years old for baths anymore.
Speaker 3:I will tell you that I don't believe in baths.
Speaker 2:Yeah that's when I stopped. I don't believe in baths. And then when my youngest Katie I never like, only when she was a baby. But after that, you know, wash her up with a shower head.
Speaker 3:I think it was like maybe the first month that I would do a bath, Not even bubble bath. I would be sick to my stomach. I couldn't even stand it. I don't even take. Listen, don't mince my words. I don't take baths as in. I don't soak in a tub full of disgusting.
Speaker 1:I take a shower.
Speaker 3:I don't even have a tub in my house.
Speaker 2:I just have a shower.
Speaker 3:I just have a standing shower in my bathroom, so I don't even believe in that shit. I don't like hot tubs, I don't like any of that stuff. I think it's disgusting.
Speaker 1:Oh, but I did do an oatmeal bath, oatmeal bath, so she had that kind of shit.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's good Right, but that's like that's to heal.
Speaker 3:And what are you doing?
Speaker 1:after that, you're going to make sure you get in all the Folding places. 100% no, weird shit. I'm just like no, you have to. That's the first thing, because you don't want them To have.
Speaker 2:No, you know that's so sad.
Speaker 1:Yo and don't wipe the poop up For dads out there, because most of them Don't know that shit.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean they.
Speaker 3:So, in the spirit of sharing, what are we sharing? I have a question.
Speaker 2:Please don't gift us any bath bombs. We don't take bath bombs.
Speaker 3:Actually, somebody gave me a bath bomb like four years ago. I still have it.
Speaker 2:It's just a decoration.
Speaker 1:Paige plays with them.
Speaker 3:There's a little collection of them. Yeah, because they're like yeah, anyway, in the, you know, in the spirit of sharing, I'm gonna talk about sharenting oh yes sharenting so you parents out there that love to share everything of your kids well, not me well, I don't share anything
Speaker 2:I'm kidding what is sharenting?
Speaker 1:all right. So so are we pronouncing it sharing ting, sharing ting or sharing ting.
Speaker 3:Sharing ting. Listen correct me Sharing ting.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's like parenting with sharing. Yeah, so there are over sharers right where all you see all day is clips of their kid waking up, their kid taking a dump. Oh, he came back from school. Rod up your kid taking a dump. Oh, he came back from school. Roderick, how was school? He's telling you about his math problems.
Speaker 3:You're like the fuck Bedtime. I try to pick a name that nobody has, hopefully.
Speaker 1:And if your kid is named Roderick, enjoy your life. You fucked his life up Damn. Anyway, a lot of the newer parents these days, because when social media was new, we were all overshared. Yes, let's be honest.
Speaker 2:Facebook, my memories. I have.
Speaker 3:Not you I will say no Because you're a witness. No, I'm not Shut up, mind your business, I'm not. However, I was just. I think I overshared. Like the stupid things Like I, things like I really like this show blah, blah, blah, dumb shit like that, but not with my kids.
Speaker 1:I feel like I've never oh no, I didn't mean the kid part, I mean like oversharing our lives at least I overshared my life, for sure, yeah, you know, when stories first came out, it was like ah check this out snap, snap, snap, snap, snap, oh my god, starbucks, you ever, anybody, ever, go back to their like facebook post like 10 years ago?
Speaker 2:15 years girl back 15 years Mine go back to 07.
Speaker 3:It's cringe. I have 07 as well.
Speaker 2:I remember going on Facebook to find Facebook statuses and look for a freaking status to put. That's how corny.
Speaker 1:I was back in 2009. No, check this out. I got a memory the other day from 2011. You remember Foursquare?
Speaker 2:Yes, okay, wow. Yeah, so Facebook integrated it and I was just sharing everywhere I was at and you were like the capital of places.
Speaker 1:Yes, like an asshole. So I told Josh I sent my cousin Josh, I really was giving up my location to whoever wanted to kill me at that time.
Speaker 2:Well, we still do.
Speaker 1:To a degree.
Speaker 3:No to each other.
Speaker 2:No, no. But like, if we post something, we post, where is that? No, like, if I'm on the beach, I do, but you post afterward.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, that's the point.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah. If they go there at that time, then you're not there thing.
Speaker 2:Um, before I started this podcast, I had a lot of pictures of my kids on social media. My page was private, though, so it was only shared with friends and family, but once I started the podcast and I had a public page, I archived everything. Yeah, and now if I do post something of the kids, I'll post it on facebook, which is only family friends, that's, that's private. Or if it's on Instagram, it's only on my story. Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, my old page, which was my original handsome island, the IGI, had since 2011, when Penelope was born, from 2015 to like 2020. I just showed you guys, like most of my posts were her, because I was like, oh, what the fuck about adult life? It was kind of like archiving her life. And then finally, in 2020, when she was like five, I was like, all right, let me create my own account. So her stuff is still there for her to look back, but at the time I didn't see it as oh, this and that happening.
Speaker 1:Now more parents are saying yo, look, which I'm still on the fence about. But they're like look, with this AI stuff. My sister I'll tell you this, my older sister, so my nephew and my niece are like my kids, right, because I grew up with them. So I would always post them when I took them out best uncle alive, yada, yada. And Heidi would be tight. She'd be like yo, stop putting my kid's face on the fucking internet. This is like 2010, 2011. She's like fucking people will doctor those pictures and put them over like pedophile stuff and I was like what?
Speaker 2:We're fucking nuts.
Speaker 1:That's stuff that's really happening, and now it's like really taking off, especially with the AI shit and the formats, like you could do whatever you want.
Speaker 3:You could do so many things with that. There's like a lot of like. I am on a side of TikTok where there's like kind of a little bit of everything and there's like a lot of people that I'll see posts of like there's a mom on there I always forget her name but she over sexualizes her daughter.
Speaker 1:Oh, I think I've seen that what like dancing videos.
Speaker 3:No, not even like like silly things, Like the way that she's sitting, like like she's doing like what would seem to be normal things, but the way she's filming it is almost like in a very sexual way. And she's a baby and everyone has a problem with it and she knows what she's doing. Most of the people following her are men. Wow. Like I want to say 90% of the people following her are men and she gets the most views, the most likes from men when she posts her daughter.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she does. I feel like that's like that beauty pageant thing for kids, like the kids' pageants, like I always felt like that was just uncomfortable. It is Little girls dressed up and then having this flammed up makeup Like what's the JonBenet.
Speaker 1:Yes, Little girls dressed up and then have all this flammed up makeup, like what's the JonBenet? Yes, JonBenet Ramsey.
Speaker 2:That's from Our Time, that is Our Time. The parents know about that.
Speaker 1:What about Baby Boo Boo.
Speaker 2:Honey Boo Boo.
Speaker 3:I used to watch that show, so I never really watched that show because you annoyed the shit out of me. Sorry, honey, boo Boo. I'm sure you're an adult now and you will not do those things. She's, you're an adult now and you will not do those things.
Speaker 2:However, Is she I think so Her mother's crazy?
Speaker 3:I just like. I just thought that name Honey Boo Boo was so cute.
Speaker 1:I watch Dance Moms because of Penelope.
Speaker 3:Really.
Speaker 1:Penelope has watched every single season, and then Disney Plus put it.
Speaker 3:Is that with the white lady?
Speaker 1:Yes, with the hair. I never watched that. Damn, what's her name?
Speaker 3:Yo, she pisses me off Just in commercials, because I never watched it. I think I watched it like once or twice.
Speaker 1:She loves that life and you know it's funny At first. I would watch when I'd be watching and I'm like who would listen to this overweight beast telling them what to do on their dance moves? When has she seen a fucking dance floor? I was so wrong.
Speaker 2:She can dance.
Speaker 1:No, she can't dance now, but she was a top competitor as a kid and then as a teenager, as an adult.
Speaker 3:So she had her foot in the game. Yes, okay.
Speaker 1:Abby Lee, abby Lee Dance School and no, she got real famous off of that and people give her a bad rep. But a lot of the people that did dance for her throughout the Obviously the girls on the show are going to complain because that's part of ratings, but a lot of them say yo, if it wasn't for the way Abby was with us, we wouldn't be as great as we were, because all you see on camera is her spazzing out. But she would pull them aside and be like you understand why I'm yelling at you, right? I'm not yelling at you to embarrass you, I'm yelling at you. So it's fish.
Speaker 3:It's the show ratings. Yeah, because you get. What is it Rage? Is it um rage bait? So rage bait, what is that rage bait like? So they'll say something super fucking stupid.
Speaker 2:That they know is is idiotic and a bunch of people just start like rage. Oh so it's like clickbait, but it's rage bait so you get people mad on purpose.
Speaker 3:So I know that it happens in our comments all the time. Oh yeah, we're.
Speaker 1:We're not rage baiting.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, no, no, not us.
Speaker 1:She's really raging.
Speaker 3:And I almost always fall for it Because I don't know how to shut the fuck up sometimes. But yeah, so that is almost like that. It's rage bait.
Speaker 1:I didn't know that was the same.
Speaker 2:But bringing it back to the AI thing, don and I had a conversation about like the video. You said that you were talking. You know the little girl talking. Yes, they thought it was the little girl, but it wasn't.
Speaker 1:She's like hi, parents, I'm an adult now because of you spreading my pictures.
Speaker 2:Look at this and they show like some adulterized thing Like you know it's that crazy, it's not funny but it's serious and we should all have a code word for the kids. So A code word yeah. So if they do call, you say hi, mom, I've been in an accident, please send $5,000. And you say yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh no, yeah, what's the code word? Ours is fox hunt.
Speaker 3:Would you yeah, yeah, well, now you're going to have to change it. Oh damn, damn, Now you're going to have to change it.
Speaker 2:I said box truck, we need a code word.
Speaker 3:Bleep it out. New code word. Now you got to tell baby mom. New code word. New code word.
Speaker 2:Chicken pie.
Speaker 1:Pie, actually, no, we came up with a code word for Penelope. Not that one For whenever Penelope, not that one for whenever she's like, let's say, at a friend's house and she's uncomfortable and she don't know how to be. Like yo, I need to get out of here.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I think that's really smart.
Speaker 1:You had to because you know there's times where I'll I'll give her my work phone Every time she goes over to like a friend's house Okay, pam, pam, so she can FaceTime me, call me, do whatever. And she's like yeah, talking about some other things, so it's like yo, you got to come up with a code word, so we did that Like yo. For whatever reason, you want to bounce like that's it.
Speaker 3:So she's like dad, I really want pistachio ice cream.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and let's say it's a pretty good one, except she's allergic to nuts, so they know it's a lie. They'll probably kidnap her, but yeah that would. Can you?
Speaker 3:stop spreading things about your kids, stop sharing things. Stop sharing things, johnny.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, with that. Everybody knows we're allergic to nuts. I was born that way.
Speaker 2:I'm allergic to nuts, really too.
Speaker 1:All right.
Speaker 2:So yeah.
Speaker 1:Sherrington it is. Are you a Sherrington parent? Yo, I hate saying this because of freaking Bridgerton.
Speaker 2:Listen, and if you are, that's not a problem with that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, 100%. And we talk about you behind your back.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and you're not doing it for likes and comments.
Speaker 1:No, that other shit is crazy. I've seen that lady Like that's nuts.
Speaker 3:I've seen it a lot.
Speaker 2:And you know they are. It's a little like a toddler right, they're not ethnic. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3:I know what you mentee bee is.
Speaker 1:I need a mentee bee right now. My breath is pumping.
Speaker 3:No, your breath is nice. It's fine. First of all, I'm too close to you, and if my breath is, I think you're talking about me. What's a mentee bee?
Speaker 2:It sounds like a.
Speaker 1:It's like a mentor, but the second mentor.
Speaker 3:Oh, a mental break, a mental breakdown.
Speaker 1:Oh, sorry.
Speaker 3:Okay, see.
Speaker 1:I should have known this.
Speaker 3:And all of us Millennials Are going through Men's TV.
Speaker 1:What is a men's TV?
Speaker 3:A mental breakdown. Yeah, we have a moment. You've never, you don't have a no.
Speaker 1:What I'm broken down right now.
Speaker 2:Listen I had a men's TV Listen. I had a MTV last night. I had a MTV last night.
Speaker 1:It was you guys know, it.
Speaker 2:I can't stand it. The podcast is my cover no last night I wake up, I hear Romeo playing the game and I see the light on in the hallway. It's three o'clock in the morning and I told him you can only leave one night because he's a chicken. He's scared of the dark. How I get up?
Speaker 1:Like you're not scared of the dark.
Speaker 2:I'm not.
Speaker 1:I get up.
Speaker 2:Harmony's room door light is on, the door's open, the bathroom light is on, the hallway light, the stairwell light, the kitchen light and the dining room light, plus the game is on and he's like. I was like, oh hell, no, I went and I got the belt. I was like he's like come on, mom, play the game. I was like I'm plugged in. He had the hot.
Speaker 1:Playstation on my couch. Yo, what's up with you? I?
Speaker 2:was so mad, I had a Menti B.
Speaker 1:No, you didn't have a Menti B, you had an Anger B.
Speaker 2:I took the belt.
Speaker 3:Sometimes it's a Menti B All these lights Full of love, you don't pay. No damn. I'm not married to Con Edison. Oh wait, when you pay out here in Oregon. P-s-e-n-g. P-s-e-n-g.
Speaker 2:So yeah, that was my men's CB, and then I went to the room and I'm like it's hot.
Speaker 1:What caused this mental breakdown?
Speaker 3:Having all the lights on, it's like overstimulation. 3.45 am playing the game.
Speaker 2:I don't the lights on?
Speaker 1:And.
Speaker 2:I'm like. You know how much my electric feels, First of all because the AC's on school.
Speaker 1:Guys, hashtag prayers for Romeo, Because, man, this is crazy Lights on is causing a mental breakdown.
Speaker 3:Yes, have you not ever been overstimulated? You know for somebody like all the lights on Johnny.
Speaker 2:You don't feel like your head lighting. Yes, okay, and at.
Speaker 1:Waterville. Well, people come up all your lights on. At 3 o'clock in the morning your kid's playing the game like no, listen, I argue all the time over this shit Because Penelope doesn't know what turning a light off is. Okay, right, it's like the AC in her playroom. She, she has one in there. I hate when I wake up in the morning and I just hear I'm like what the fuck this shit was on all night. But I don't get a men TB over it and go crazy on her.
Speaker 2:So when do you have a men TB?
Speaker 1:Paying taxes.
Speaker 2:Oh, that would do it, that would do it.
Speaker 1:What else? When do I have men TB? I have men TBs in traffic man. I have mental abuse in traffic man. I have anger. I have road rage. It needs to go away. I've been praying to Christ and he hasn't done nothing about it.
Speaker 1:Wow, yes, I'm like this on the wheel. No, the thing is, if somebody hits me with like or even that like, if you beep the horn at me, I just start to slow down to purposely keep you locked in, and then you try to get past me and we're going. I just start to slow down to purposely keep you locked in, and then you try to get past me and we're going, and it's like 80, 90. The other day baby mama saw me on the highway because we were kind of leaving at the same time and she was like why are you a road rager I?
Speaker 1:hope you don't do that with the kids. I said no, no, no, don't, not at all, not at all. Hey, he does. He's so crazy.
Speaker 3:She's like we need to go faster.
Speaker 1:No, I'm kidding, that part did not happen. She's snitch on me, I mean. I don't do that.
Speaker 2:I don't do that.
Speaker 1:I don't road rage with my kids in the car.
Speaker 2:Jackie's a speed racer, I'm not you are.
Speaker 1:Are you one of those?
Speaker 2:She goes, she go some zero to 100.
Speaker 3:As a matter of fact, the last time we left here I passed you. I saw you.
Speaker 1:I saw that I was like yo, can we relax? You were not even paying attention. I was like oh, I see. I was like I see she would leave a commercial.
Speaker 3:I was like ooh, he's going real slow.
Speaker 1:Yes you know why, After I had children, I realized yo, I cannot speed anywhere Right? Not because of my kids being in the car, it's just. I look at it like shit. A kid's going to come out, Something's going to happen.
Speaker 3:I'm on the highway, on the highway, oh no.
Speaker 1:Anywhere. I can't switch it off on the highway and in regular streets.
Speaker 2:Speaking of kids coming out on highways.
Speaker 1:Who came out of a highway. I sent it was found on the side of the highway. Check this out.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Or don't check this out.
Speaker 2:Or don't check this out.
Speaker 3:What the hell is that, that's just it, oh wow.
Speaker 1:Yo, this is a joke, man. This is Wi-Fi Trizash.
Speaker 3:Oh, wow, so get off of the Wi-Fi. You have two bars, so what happened was.
Speaker 1:I got more bars than that. When I got more bars than that. When I get on that mic, it's a wrap.
Speaker 2:Oh, I said it's you for the parents page.
Speaker 1:Oh wait, reload, reload, we have so long to organize.
Speaker 2:Okay, there we go.
Speaker 1:Mother arrested.
Speaker 2:Four-year-old son found dead.
Speaker 1:Infant found crawling in ditch. Aaliyah Jack has been charged with failure to report a missing child. A woman was arrested in Mississippi after her four-year-old son was found dead and her one-year-old was found crawling in a ditch, both across state lines. Alia jack, 25 of lake charles, louisiana, was arrested at a train station in mississippi while she was attempting to get out of town hours after her son's body was found. According to cast restitution parish. Uh, gary gullery, yeah, what the hell is that you have?
Speaker 3:to read that you have to read all of that First of all. This is a serious topic.
Speaker 1:Say it, say the word, come on Guillory. No no, say that word, buddy, say the town. You say it now, smart guy Calcasieu. Now you say it.
Speaker 2:I saw Calcasieu now too. No. I saw a capuchin now too, no, but you're reading it and it's like caca la cuchita.
Speaker 3:No, it's not. You go by the freaking syllables no.
Speaker 1:First of all, this was a serious subject, but it's still serious, Like yo. Why is this lady running away from a dead kid Wait?
Speaker 2:where is this? And the baby was found on the highway.
Speaker 1:Calling in a ditch had a mental B.
Speaker 3:Maybe she did have a mental B, you know what That'll do it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she definitely had a mental B, she killed her four-year-old kid.
Speaker 1:She killed her four-year-old kid. Who says she killed the baby?
Speaker 2:Why was she running away?
Speaker 1:She left for a couple of days, came back the baby was dead and she's afraid of jail.
Speaker 2:I don't think she killed the kid, you think she left the four-year-old.
Speaker 1:She had a mentee bee and obviously left the kid behind.
Speaker 3:First of all, we're making up a story for this person.
Speaker 1:I didn't even read the story and you say she killed the baby.
Speaker 2:It said her four-year-old son was found dead.
Speaker 1:He was found dead and it said her four-year-old son was murdered. Jack was found with our one-year-old. It's not a funny matter. It's not a funny matter. It's a funny matter how the story is going down, because we are misinterpreting things, yes, yes, and we have not read fully, and that is not right.
Speaker 2:That's something real Puerto Ricans do.
Speaker 1:For real. Her one-year-old son was found on Tuesday morning after he passed, survived, da-da-da-da-da. Yeah, nah, there's nothing here about her.
Speaker 3:First of all, I don't even want to have a conversation about this, because the kid was not chopped up. Whatever happened, though, the baby's dead.
Speaker 1:The kid was found dead, and that's it. So obviously she must have had a I mean, we don't know yet Postpartum. It could be postpartum depression. Oh, it's a one year old. You're right, she has a one year old.
Speaker 2:Yeah, postpartum anxiety, some mental postpartum psychosis.
Speaker 3:Why are you looking at me? I'm not the one who had postpartum anxiety.
Speaker 1:You went like this Postpartum again. Okay, good excuse.
Speaker 3:First of all, it is a terrible idea no postpartum psychosis, that will do it Listen. I want, as this story develops, I think that we should follow it, follow it, research it, research it, because that's crazy, that is crazy.
Speaker 1:I just thought. You know what bugs me out. Ok, obviously the other kid is dead, that sucks. But leaving the one in a ditch and bouncing on a one-year-old in a ditch, that shit to me is crazy.
Speaker 3:First of all, let's talk about how we don't even know how these kids wound up there.
Speaker 1:Well, no, the other kid is dead in the house.
Speaker 3:I don't know why the kid was dead in the house. I thought the kid was dead in the side of the room.
Speaker 2:No, they found the baby on the side of the road.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they found him in a ditch. You think she threw him out the room.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think so oh shit.
Speaker 1:Threw him in a ditch, so he could like.
Speaker 2:Die and he crawled out and they found him?
Speaker 1:We don't know yet.
Speaker 3:Sorry, but more on that next week in a later episode, because the what the fuck yeah.
Speaker 1:What are you guys doing with these kids on summer break?
Speaker 3:Wow, that was a transition. We're not throwing them in ditches. I actually threw my kid on a plane and he is in Florida.
Speaker 1:Nice.
Speaker 2:One down, three to go. No, oh no. Two down, two down, two down, two to go. Wow, that's good.
Speaker 1:Okay, 50% is all right, you can handle it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah, and you know 50% of that 50% is, you know, basically takes care of themselves.
Speaker 1:Where on the favorites list are these two that stayed behind and the two that are not in the picture?
Speaker 2:Favorites list Out of you know. Put them in order from least, because I well, ruben doesn't count, ruben is in the army.
Speaker 3:Ruben takes care of himself. He's an adult Ruben. Yeah, I mean he, just you know.
Speaker 1:He's a rebel man, Rebel without a cause.
Speaker 3:No, he likes to do his own thing and he loves to be with my family. So my sister came to celebrate my other sister's birthday and then she was like I'll take him back. So I paid a pretty penny for that ticket to go one way.
Speaker 1:Yeah, bro, you want to drive him up. Go down there and drive him up, man.
Speaker 3:No, I don't want to drive, I'm tired of driving?
Speaker 2:Absolutely not.
Speaker 3:You're going to fucking drive all the way down to Florida.
Speaker 1:Yeah, hell, no, it's only depending on the part, 18 hours to 24 hours.
Speaker 3:With me halfway there. I'm going to get arrested for speeding. Oh Lord.
Speaker 2:So, with that being said, should kids be bored over summer break?
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 2:OK Go ahead.
Speaker 3:No, you go first. You go first. I don't think so.
Speaker 1:Well, my mother had this rule Kids can't be bored.
Speaker 3:Why are you a kid, there's always something to do.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there's always something to do. You have a great imagination. Go clean. Yeah, we're not in the streets. Your parents are definitely giving you toys and shit. You have chores to do? Go read a damn book. Boredom does not exist in a child's brain.
Speaker 2:Solid to that one right there. That's her favorite word I'm bored. I'm bored.
Speaker 3:I love you too, Well, I yes agree that they can't be bored. However, my kids are always doing something. My kids are always doing something.
Speaker 2:During the week.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because, well, ami, now he's in Florida, he's got the pool, like my family's there, they always, you know, take him out or whatever His godmother's there, so you know they pick him up, they do things with him. So he's always going to be doing something. Well, I think that's the point Devin lives his own life.
Speaker 1:People doing it, Like making them do something. Yeah, no, he does it himself. Right.
Speaker 3:Like, even so, pool is there. So he's like, you know, he tells my mom you know, yeah, that's how it's supposed to be yeah, you're not like setting up mad activities like some of these parents, that's what they're saying because a lot
Speaker 1:of parents will have like their whole thing just loaded and the kid has no time to breathe well, not even that.
Speaker 3:You, as a parent, you don't have time to breathe like.
Speaker 2:Penelope be like can I just get a day off? I'm like yo, it's your mom, it's not so what does she have going on off of the summer?
Speaker 1:Well, right now she's only in dance camp, so she loves it. She's doing dance camp Monday through Friday, 10 AM to 4 PM. After that, go ahead, waste your life away on the iPad. Do what you got to do.
Speaker 2:See with my kids.
Speaker 1:I'm OK with them being bored on the weekdays at home Child care, yeah, yes.
Speaker 2:Romeo's on the game playing with his friends. They have the backyard, she has her tablet, she has her phone, she plays Roblox. But on the weekends I usually have something planned for them, yeah.
Speaker 1:I got to connect her and Penelope, so we got a. The two Leos.
Speaker 2:Like we took them to the beach for the Fourth of July. Yeah, we went to the beach. We saw dolphins.
Speaker 1:Where is this?
Speaker 2:Out here Smith Point Beach.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Long Island's crazy. Yeah, there was dolphins.
Speaker 3:Dolphins Yep.
Speaker 1:That's amazing.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I didn't see them because she was like, look they're there.
Speaker 2:And I was like, yeah, it's there.
Speaker 1:It's a fucking seagull it was. I'm dumb I didn't have my glasses on. That's how you know. You went to school in East New York.
Speaker 3:That. I don't even know, there's a difference between dolphins and dolphins. There's a difference between wild animals. Right A dolphin and a seagull, what would I know. I was like yeah, I see you right there. You were like dumbass.
Speaker 2:And then at that same beach a few days later, there was a baby deer In the beach On the beach. You went there, no, I saw it on social media.
Speaker 3:Oh, a deer on the beach Getting a little sun, okay, weird.
Speaker 1:I love deer. I have a video of a baby deer, by the way, by the mailbox.
Speaker 2:Baby deer doing what? Baby deer, by the way, by the mailbox. Baby deer doing what?
Speaker 1:Just waiting for its mother. It was like this small, it was tiny, it was like a little fucking toilet.
Speaker 2:Was it walking?
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know because as soon as I got near it I'm like oh man, this is crazy. And she went whoosh and like fucking zipped away.
Speaker 2:And then the lady was passing by. She's like oh hey, sorry, I didn't know. Now she probably got invited by a truck. I'm not a nature, person, how would I know?
Speaker 1:that shit. So I got away and I stood just waiting, and then it came back, so I was just probably dead.
Speaker 2:That's unfortunate, so anyway, I guess we're just gonna keep going, nah no.
Speaker 1:No, nah, yo, no, no, I got it. Listen, I got a club thing right now I got a I'm DJ special set over at club non-existent, so I will see you guys.
Speaker 2:There Are you guys, till next time, bye.